"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Where is the love?!?!

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What's up guys? I don't have any women advice, no dating advice, exc for this thread.

What I do have though is.....L.O.V.E!

Thought I'd show my love for you guys, just wanna give each and everyone of y'all a shoutout for helping me through things. Replying to my messages, exc. All y'all know a lot of my problems that people that live around me don't even know. I hope we all can just humble ourselves to each other and continue to help each other out. Cause we all out for the same prize which is booty and a better life. This not only includes on here, this goes for you're everyday life. Show some love toward ya pops and mom, ya cousins, aunts, uncle's exc.

If anyone else on here wants to show some love then by all means reply and lets hear it!

Can I get an AMEN?!?!?

*Puts on some black eyed peas "where is the love" and walks out*
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I don't feel, sorry.
 

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That's ok lik....some people are cold hearted b*stards...I still love ya bro:D


p.s thanks for all the good stuff you've shared with us on the board. Realy appreciate it man.
 

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Nope I'm not high I just have love for my fellow DJ's. Critic me all you want. :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Is he high?!?

Why does everytime when someone is different he is high or retarded?

Aren't we the ones striving for uniqueness, to be different than the others, to be better? Then why we keep on returning back to stereotypical thinking, to hating when someone has a different outlook on things? Isn't there all over the bible posts that state "don't be too harsh on others", "accept other people's opinions", "you can always learn something new from everyone, so hear out their perspective"?

But, please, don't pay attention to me, I'm just asking myself some stupid questions... :rolleyes:
 

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This post is cool as long as he remembers that this site IS for lonely men but its meant to help them find girls, not keep each other company. ;)
 

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I think he posted after a boxing match with his kangaroo...(and we all know who won THAT one...)

Naah seriously, good stuff there, but i wouldn't apply L.O.V.E to women until after at least 30 years of marriage. Or more. ;)
 

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I think he posted after a boxing match with his kangaroo...(and we all know who won THAT one...)
Yeah.....his jab was pretty bad but not as bad as my ball bat. :p

Naah seriously, good stuff there, but i wouldn't apply L.O.V.E to women until after at least 30 years of marriage. Or more.
nah im talkin bout love for my fellow dj's! :cool:



This post is cool as long as he remembers that this site IS for lonely men but its meant to help them find girls, not keep each other company.
Tru sammo but I think its awesome that we can all help each other out. :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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