"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Where do you find funny girls?
- Thread starter david90
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
California Love
Master Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Donald Kaufman
Don Juan
Funny and extremely attractive girls are picked up as quickly as they become available.
If you just want to be entertained like they were a clown to amuse you allow your physical appearance requirements to sag and take a look around.
The other option is to find a "queen of the nerds" type. Much under-rated group.
Delta
Master Don Juan
a sense of humor is developed as a compensation device... whether in men or women. listen to the routines of almost EVERY comic out there.... they don't tell funny tales about what it's like to be on the prowl as a dj... it's almost always about the turmoil of being a lowly afc.
a similar phenomena leads to a rather dangerous situation where many movies and books are written by afc's (who have the time for introspection and the thinking of interesting thoughts cuz they're not out fvcking hot chicks) and so the movies depict afc life but the lead roles are played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves. and unfortunately, the logic of the movie's happy ending often relies on the fact that the lead is played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves.
and afc's in the audience think thoughts like... hey, it worked for THEM! ....
basically, it's the same phenom as when the ugly duckling in movies is played by the super hot chick actress just wearing horn rimmed glasses and pig tails until the transformation into the swan happens.
and fat chicks everywhere think, 'hey, if i just be myself, men will love me as i am!'
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i find that wildly unattractive women are pretty damn funny.
fat chicks are a blast.
i suspect that attractive women with a good sense of humor must've been truly unattractive at some point in their early lives.
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personally, i'd much rather a chick bring me to screaming, spurting orgasm rather than 'ENTERTAIN' me. i got comedy central after all....
hey, but that's just me.
delta
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
Ever heard of the 'ugly-duckling' syndrome...?
It's when chicks don't become 'hot' until later in their teens, mainly after hs/in college. Since, they were ugly during those crucial years where popularity and looks meant everything, they were froced to develop a personality just to get by, since they couldnt get by with their looks. Those chicks are a catch, they are hot and actually have a personality.
But the best type of chicks are the ones mentioned WITH low selfesteem. :drool: They're hot, funny and don't think the world of themselves. If you find one of those, you truly have lucked out my friend.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
my e/x was exactly this way only thing that seperated us was distance. during school she was a little overweight and not very attractive but holy shyt did she blossom into a hot HB8.5
we were best friends up until the point where i decided to date and tha twas 5 years into our friendship.