"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Where do you find funny girls?

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Comedy improvisation classes.
 
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There is no such a thing!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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TyTe`EyEs

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Do ya'll know that blonde chick on VH1. She's always on that show about the 90's. I want to marry that broad.
 

Donald Kaufman

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Funny girls are everywhere. Especially if you set a good frame that is easy to be funny in.

Funny and extremely attractive girls are picked up as quickly as they become available.

If you just want to be entertained like they were a clown to amuse you allow your physical appearance requirements to sag and take a look around.

The other option is to find a "queen of the nerds" type. Much under-rated group.
 

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usually,

a sense of humor is developed as a compensation device... whether in men or women. listen to the routines of almost EVERY comic out there.... they don't tell funny tales about what it's like to be on the prowl as a dj... it's almost always about the turmoil of being a lowly afc.

a similar phenomena leads to a rather dangerous situation where many movies and books are written by afc's (who have the time for introspection and the thinking of interesting thoughts cuz they're not out fvcking hot chicks) and so the movies depict afc life but the lead roles are played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves. and unfortunately, the logic of the movie's happy ending often relies on the fact that the lead is played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves.

and afc's in the audience think thoughts like... hey, it worked for THEM! ....

basically, it's the same phenom as when the ugly duckling in movies is played by the super hot chick actress just wearing horn rimmed glasses and pig tails until the transformation into the swan happens.

and fat chicks everywhere think, 'hey, if i just be myself, men will love me as i am!'

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i find that wildly unattractive women are pretty damn funny.

fat chicks are a blast.

i suspect that attractive women with a good sense of humor must've been truly unattractive at some point in their early lives.
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personally, i'd much rather a chick bring me to screaming, spurting orgasm rather than 'ENTERTAIN' me. i got comedy central after all....

hey, but that's just me.

delta
 

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I agree with Delta,

fat chicks are the sh!t.

Like one of the guys.


You can find them at any Royal Fork or Sizzlers.
 

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Delta has a point there.

Ever heard of the 'ugly-duckling' syndrome...?

It's when chicks don't become 'hot' until later in their teens, mainly after hs/in college. Since, they were ugly during those crucial years where popularity and looks meant everything, they were froced to develop a personality just to get by, since they couldnt get by with their looks. Those chicks are a catch, they are hot and actually have a personality.

But the best type of chicks are the ones mentioned WITH low selfesteem. :drool: They're hot, funny and don't think the world of themselves. If you find one of those, you truly have lucked out my friend.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Centaurion
Delta has a point there.

Ever heard of the 'ugly-duckling' syndrome...?

It's when chicks don't become 'hot' until later in their teens, mainly after hs/in college. Since, they were ugly during those crucial years where popularity and looks meant everything, they were froced to develop a personality just to get by, since they couldnt get by with their looks. Those chicks are a catch, they are hot and actually have a personality.

But the best type of chicks are the ones mentioned WITH low selfesteem. :drool: They're hot, funny and don't think the world of themselves. If you find one of those, you truly have lucked out my friend.
my e/x was exactly this way only thing that seperated us was distance. during school she was a little overweight and not very attractive but holy shyt did she blossom into a hot HB8.5

we were best friends up until the point where i decided to date and tha twas 5 years into our friendship.
 
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