"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Where do you find funny girls?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
California Love
Master Don Juan
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Donald Kaufman
Don Juan
Funny and extremely attractive girls are picked up as quickly as they become available.
If you just want to be entertained like they were a clown to amuse you allow your physical appearance requirements to sag and take a look around.
The other option is to find a "queen of the nerds" type. Much under-rated group.
Delta
Master Don Juan
a sense of humor is developed as a compensation device... whether in men or women. listen to the routines of almost EVERY comic out there.... they don't tell funny tales about what it's like to be on the prowl as a dj... it's almost always about the turmoil of being a lowly afc.
a similar phenomena leads to a rather dangerous situation where many movies and books are written by afc's (who have the time for introspection and the thinking of interesting thoughts cuz they're not out fvcking hot chicks) and so the movies depict afc life but the lead roles are played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves. and unfortunately, the logic of the movie's happy ending often relies on the fact that the lead is played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves.
and afc's in the audience think thoughts like... hey, it worked for THEM! ....
basically, it's the same phenom as when the ugly duckling in movies is played by the super hot chick actress just wearing horn rimmed glasses and pig tails until the transformation into the swan happens.
and fat chicks everywhere think, 'hey, if i just be myself, men will love me as i am!'
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i find that wildly unattractive women are pretty damn funny.
fat chicks are a blast.
i suspect that attractive women with a good sense of humor must've been truly unattractive at some point in their early lives.
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personally, i'd much rather a chick bring me to screaming, spurting orgasm rather than 'ENTERTAIN' me. i got comedy central after all....
hey, but that's just me.
delta
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
Ever heard of the 'ugly-duckling' syndrome...?
It's when chicks don't become 'hot' until later in their teens, mainly after hs/in college. Since, they were ugly during those crucial years where popularity and looks meant everything, they were froced to develop a personality just to get by, since they couldnt get by with their looks. Those chicks are a catch, they are hot and actually have a personality.
But the best type of chicks are the ones mentioned WITH low selfesteem. :drool: They're hot, funny and don't think the world of themselves. If you find one of those, you truly have lucked out my friend.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
my e/x was exactly this way only thing that seperated us was distance. during school she was a little overweight and not very attractive but holy shyt did she blossom into a hot HB8.5
we were best friends up until the point where i decided to date and tha twas 5 years into our friendship.