"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When's the best time to weigh yourself?

idiot_boyfriend

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Right now I'm in the process of bulking up, working out, etc....

I want a really accurate chart of my increasing mass, but I'm unsure as to when I should make that measurement.

Should I do it before a shower or after a shower? Before a workout or after a workout?

Thanks.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by idiot_boyfriend
Right now I'm in the process of bulking up, working out, etc....

I want a really accurate chart of my increasing mass, but I'm unsure as to when I should make that measurement.

Should I do it before a shower or after a shower? Before a workout or after a workout?

Thanks.
Do it the first thing in the morning, before breakfast after you've taken a pi$$ and shyt.
 

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doesn't matter as long as it is at the same point in your daily routine everyday (ie, you've had the same number of meals, worksouts whatever as you had the previous day if possible, when you wigh yourself).
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Thanks for the insight, DJs.
 
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