"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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When's the best time to weigh yourself?

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Right now I'm in the process of bulking up, working out, etc....

I want a really accurate chart of my increasing mass, but I'm unsure as to when I should make that measurement.

Should I do it before a shower or after a shower? Before a workout or after a workout?

Thanks.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by idiot_boyfriend
Right now I'm in the process of bulking up, working out, etc....

I want a really accurate chart of my increasing mass, but I'm unsure as to when I should make that measurement.

Should I do it before a shower or after a shower? Before a workout or after a workout?

Thanks.
Do it the first thing in the morning, before breakfast after you've taken a pi$$ and shyt.
 

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doesn't matter as long as it is at the same point in your daily routine everyday (ie, you've had the same number of meals, worksouts whatever as you had the previous day if possible, when you wigh yourself).
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Thanks for the insight, DJs.
 
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