"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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When they ask you...

The Master Disaster

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Whats a really good answer for what do you do in your free time? I can't think of any good ones. I was asked that today and I said just hanging out with friends. Then she said what do you guys do... Nosy S.O.B. Because you can't say I sit in my room making a shrine of you then I sacrifice my goats and bath in blood. I don't think that would fly. But seriously like volenteering at shelters? I just can't think of good ones to say to that.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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GateKeeper

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volunteering at shelters?



Oh man! ****** SLAPS YOU* I've done a lot of charity and volunteer work, but I DO NOT TELL THE WOMEN UNLESS I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM. Do not bring up *mushy boyfriend material* until you are in a deep relationship with her.

I'm serious.

Her: What do you do in your free time?
Me: I look outside my window, to see an group of women stalkers standing there, and I pick the best looking one to come in.
 

arutha

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'Free time? Ha! I don't have any free time.'
 

Thraxeh

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Originally posted by GateKeeper

Her: What do you do in your free time?
Me: I look outside my window, to see an group of women stalkers standing there, and I pick the best looking one to come in.
hahaha

i love that, you just made my day.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ_SUPREME

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eh you can just say you go to the gym, work, play bball with friends, hit parties, there are so many things you can say. and plz you can always tell a girl you volunteer it will only tell her you care
 

penkitten

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say i work out

dont say i sit around the house on the computer
 

RaWBLooD

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Originally posted by Thraxeh
hahaha

i love that, you just made my day.
He was serious :eek:
 

syncmaster

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Hey guys... doesn't anybody notice the problem here?

She's asking what your hobbies are... and it sounds like none of you have any. What do you do for fun aside from hanging out? Do you play in a band, martial arts, photography, rock climb, go to the gym, write, read, ... wtf do you do for fun to fill time?
 

Jay-X

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"i make a living by winning masturbating contests, and that's my main hobby too"

that's pretty alpha
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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AlexTheGreat

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"I work on my car", "I work out", "I read", "I write", "I play music", "I compose music" (now that's a good one .. :) she'll ask you what you have written, then you can invite her to your place to show her some of your stuff ... ;)), "I help out around my community". There's so much stuff you can say, just imagine something out. I'm sure you can think of just about anything you do outside your house, and that could be passed on as an interesting hobby.
 

Çloud¤$trider

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Its not what you say its how you say it!

HB: so do you have any hobbies or any sort?

Me: *laughing* oh you wouldnt believe me even if i told you.

HB: Try me

*all eyes on you bro, including hers*

Me: well I like to golf, and if there is a girl with me I like to use my skill to stransform her into the worlds most awsome golfer.

(something along that line, you can say anything and make it sound exciting, just remember ,*what would a Dj do in this situation?* ask yourself that and you will get the answer automaticly. Your brain works and operate beyond your understanding, you'll be amazed.

Again, its not what you say but how you say it.
 

penkitten

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Originally posted by syncmaster
Hey guys... doesn't anybody notice the problem here?

She's asking what your hobbies are... and it sounds like none of you have any. What do you do for fun aside from hanging out? Do you play in a band, martial arts, photography, rock climb, go to the gym, write, read, ... wtf do you do for fun to fill time?
i troll www.herpes.com/chat for fun!
 

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All funny replys work. Get her guess, wondering about you when she is not really sure if your joking or serious. Either way, she'll laugh.
 
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