"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When should I be concerned?

BPH

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I'm gonna try to lay this out in bullet points for ease:

  • I have a girlfriend that I've been ****ing for a while
  • I visited said girlfriend 3 weeks ago while she was changing over birth control
  • We had sex with a condom for this purpose...EXCEPT
  • One time while we were both drunk she rode me after I ****ed her the first time, and I pulled out on her ass that time...but she rode me without a condom and possibly a little precum
  • I was concerned but she assured me that she had boyfriends that only pulled out and wouldn't wear condoms and believed her hormones to be so jacked up that that little amount wouldn't get her pregnant
  • It's been 3 weeks and she hasn't gotten her period, says she's going to take a test in the next 2 days, but could also just get her period next week when she visits me
At what point should I be concerned? She said if she were actually pregnant she would just get an abortion, but I'm kinda hoping that's not gonna be a thing...I'm only 22 and she's 20.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Slash Dolo

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Stress or worry from the woman over a period not being on schedule can delay it. I've had plenty of scares like this that were chalked up as just late periods; which I chalked up to them worrying their ass off about it.

Worse comes to worse, get an abortion if you don't want kids.
 

RangerMIke

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Go put your boys on ice and get a vasectomy. You still have to wear a condom to prevent disease, because women will just fvck anything their emotions pull them too, but you never have to worry about this unplanned pregos again. If you ever decide you want kids, just thaw out your boys.

I did this 12 years ago and it's the best decision I ever made.
 

Bayne05

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She had boyfriend's she fvcked raw? Your concern should be getting tested, both of you.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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marmel75

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Go put your boys on ice and get a vasectomy. You still have to wear a condom to prevent disease, because women will just fvck anything their emotions pull them too, but you never have to worry about this unplanned pregos again. If you ever decide you want kids, just thaw out your boys.

I did this 12 years ago and it's the best decision I ever made.
Fvck that...just go on TRT and you'll be 99.8% sterile...most guys need to be on TRT after 35 anyway
 

Poon King

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If she plans to get an abortion then it doesn't matter either way does it?

Problem is.. women are inconsistent. She could easily decide later not to have an abortion. Also.. make sure you are 100% sure she is not getting pounded by other men. If you have the slightest doubt.. get a DNA test. Even married men sometimes end up raising the baby of their wife's personal trainer or co-worker. Just something to think about.
 

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3 weeks is nothing, happens all the time. Worry at 2 months.
 
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