"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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When She Giggles Too Much...Slap Her?

ezilonman

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To further prove that girls are crazy...I saw her again today and she did not giggle ONCE.

She responded to everything I said...almost like she read this thread:eek:

After me ignoring her most of the night, she gave me a piece of paper, told me she found it. It said how cute my @ss was and it was signed "hott 4 U" ...lmao a bit childish but it got me to laugh.

When she left I gave her a piece of paper that said "Tell me something I don't know"

I think this girl is trying to get me to make the move.

Oh boy... she has already let me know she is not interested in being a ONS...she wants a LTR. She is just so damn hott and sweet...

Enough with the games...time to make my move.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by ezilonman


After me ignoring her most of the night, she gave me a piece of paper, told me she found it. It said how cute my @ss was and it was signed "hott 4 U" ...lmao a bit childish but it got me to laugh.
haha yea id say that a bit 5th grade style. sounds like a fun girl, but dont get caught in any emotional bull****.
 

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giggling is good .

wait 2 yrs and then you will come back saying "how do i make this chick giggle. all she does is look at me funny when i tell a joke"
 
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