"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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When I kiss this girl, I don't feel anything :(

Jake-inator

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I don't know about you... but i get sexually arroused. *BOING*

I think you should take my Homo test...
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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flyinshark

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Yeah me too, hehe. But we dont get all those advanced fluffy feelings. At least not to the extent that girls seem to.
 

Mack Bishop

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are there no vatos in the casa to tell everybody about the black kiss?
 

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Like I wrote earlier, I am very into this girl. No I am not gay. I am attracted to her sexuality and good personality etc etc. I desire to kiss her, but when I do: it's bland like I said....
 

Mack Bishop

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bite her lip hard as **** or grab her tongue with your hand and try to swing her around by it that should spice things up
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Ahhh,...

I see you're ready for marriage my son!

:D
 

flyinshark

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To enjoy the kiss more, i think the girl has to do her part too. I am much more excited when the girl puts some intensity in the kiss, and the best thing for me is when a girl is very active with her tongue and plays with it inside my mouth.

If nothing seems to give u pleasure when kissing, do it at least to please your girl, because she will most likely enjoy it. And who knows, maybe you will start liking it too when you will see how happy it makes her.
 

AIR-PILOT

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These people who are calling him gay are idiots.
Its a ****ing kiss *******s.
I don't feel butterflies I am a MAN, girls feel these kind of stupid things.
 

frivolousz21

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I don't feel butterflies I am a MAN, girls feel these kind of stupid things.
women feel this because of there emotions....


you have the same emotions....

maybe not as strong..but u do.

so ur saying ur a ROBOT?
 

AIR-PILOT

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With a random chick? Hell no.
With a girl I actually like, maybe .. but girls feel more then men do. Bottom line is, a kiss is a kiss. Guys won't be swept off their feet.
You can't call this guy gay..that is pathetic.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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