"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

When I kiss this girl, I don't feel anything :(

Jake-inator

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 24, 2005
Messages
352
Reaction score
2
I don't know about you... but i get sexually arroused. *BOING*

I think you should take my Homo test...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

Read more...

flyinshark

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2005
Messages
481
Reaction score
3
Location
Canada
Yeah me too, hehe. But we dont get all those advanced fluffy feelings. At least not to the extent that girls seem to.
 

Mack Bishop

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 21, 2004
Messages
166
Reaction score
0
are there no vatos in the casa to tell everybody about the black kiss?
 

negativefcf

Banned
Joined
Apr 25, 2005
Messages
66
Reaction score
0
Like I wrote earlier, I am very into this girl. No I am not gay. I am attracted to her sexuality and good personality etc etc. I desire to kiss her, but when I do: it's bland like I said....
 

Mack Bishop

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 21, 2004
Messages
166
Reaction score
0
bite her lip hard as **** or grab her tongue with your hand and try to swing her around by it that should spice things up
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

Rollo Tomassi

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 4, 2004
Messages
5,307
Reaction score
343
Age
58
Location
Nevada
Ahhh,...

I see you're ready for marriage my son!

:D
 

flyinshark

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2005
Messages
481
Reaction score
3
Location
Canada
To enjoy the kiss more, i think the girl has to do her part too. I am much more excited when the girl puts some intensity in the kiss, and the best thing for me is when a girl is very active with her tongue and plays with it inside my mouth.

If nothing seems to give u pleasure when kissing, do it at least to please your girl, because she will most likely enjoy it. And who knows, maybe you will start liking it too when you will see how happy it makes her.
 

AIR-PILOT

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 6, 2005
Messages
142
Reaction score
0
Location
MILE HIGH CLUB
These people who are calling him gay are idiots.
Its a ****ing kiss *******s.
I don't feel butterflies I am a MAN, girls feel these kind of stupid things.
 

frivolousz21

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 11, 2004
Messages
3,151
Reaction score
16
Age
44
Location
belleville, il
I don't feel butterflies I am a MAN, girls feel these kind of stupid things.
women feel this because of there emotions....


you have the same emotions....

maybe not as strong..but u do.

so ur saying ur a ROBOT?
 

AIR-PILOT

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 6, 2005
Messages
142
Reaction score
0
Location
MILE HIGH CLUB
With a random chick? Hell no.
With a girl I actually like, maybe .. but girls feel more then men do. Bottom line is, a kiss is a kiss. Guys won't be swept off their feet.
You can't call this guy gay..that is pathetic.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Top