When a woman asks for money

[fezz]

I learned this from my Dad, who has had many women borrow money from him and never pay him back. When a woman asks for money you say

"I have an agreement with the bank... They dont [Insert your profession here] fix medical equipment and I don't loan money."

Haha, I thought that was a pretty good tip from him

 

[Demon]

When a woman asks for money...

... ask for punani.
... start a game of Monopoly and say, "Earn it."
... shake her as though she's possessed.
... answer your phone.
... walk away.
... have her sign an agreement to repay the loan.
... tell her, "I'd rather donate to charity. At least I'd get a tax break."
... <insert your responses>

 

[MightyMate]

When they ask for money i tell em to knee

 

[Wiesman44]

knee?

 

[MT3]

When a woman asks for money...

Ask if they're being serious!

Why would you give money to a woman? She isn't a hooker (or is that what we're talking about)

 

[Kev07]

i go with a blunt no

 

[Luke Skywalker]

If I'm horney and she's attractive enough to me, then I'll look the other way or move away, because of the risk of lustful thoughts, including the following:

"I dont give out money to strangers, but I'm sure we can work something out, .... wait for her reply ... then

- asking some sort of creepy type of sexual favour such as:
a) asking her to sit on my lap for a few minutes.
b) asking her to undress someplace.
c) asking her to play with her titties.
d) oral / balls.
e) fingering her.
f) feeling her off.

Or some other perverse idea in order to 'work out something'.

This is currently 'illegal' in an action that I would NOT permit myself to do, so in order to crush this at the bud, I'll simply just walk away or refuse to interact with any woman asking for change unless they really look ugly.

I will not have any interaction with anyone in that type of way - and it's best to avoid interactions with some people where there is a risk that it could lead to something like that - or negotiating what you want rather than being purely altrusitic.

 

[squirrels]

WTF? Women ask you for money?

 

[penkitten]

honestly, i never felt a need to ask a man i was dating for money.
it is different when you live together and are sharing bills or whatnot, however i think you are talking about someone you are dating.