jizzlobber
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How do you respond when a chick starts touching your hair? Ive been gettting a lot of kino from this chick and I dont know how to respond seeing as this occurrs at work.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
WHen a chick touches your hair
- Thread starter jizzlobber
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
chancer
Senior Don Juan
Turn around, grab her ass, and start gropping her neck with your lips. lol, no.
IF YOU LIKE IT!
Tell her that if she keeps rubbing you that way you'll report her for sexual harasment. Then create a lil rapport (if you haven't already... hey look a hair ball!), and set something up after work and take her number down.
Now, i'll slap a girls hand, NO! if she does it without asking. Because I honestly hate it when girls mess up my hair.
IF YOU LIKE IT!
Tell her that if she keeps rubbing you that way you'll report her for sexual harasment. Then create a lil rapport (if you haven't already... hey look a hair ball!), and set something up after work and take her number down.
Now, i'll slap a girls hand, NO! if she does it without asking. Because I honestly hate it when girls mess up my hair.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Acuse her of being a pervert. Tell her if she wants to touch you, she needs to pay $20.00 per song, but if she plays her cards right, you'll give her the 3 for 1 special.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
EXACTLY!
I don't know what other more obvious signs you want that this b|tch wants you. When a woman touches your hair, well it is pretty obvious she wants you to make mad, passionate love to her!
, but if you can do it, congrats. I would go with gangster of love's approach. Pretty funny"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spidersense
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can anyone in here think of a more obvious sign that a girl is into you, other than grabbing your balls? hair is like a magical area to women. THIS is a great great time to use some CF lines, many of which have already been posted in the CF threads.
"if you mess up my hair more I won't be able to look all pretty for you" or "eh eh eh..(shaking your finger at her) that will be $20 please, this s**t ain't cheap"
The sexual harrasment one would work but be careful about how you say it and if you're saying it at work who is around.
"if you mess up my hair more I won't be able to look all pretty for you" or "eh eh eh..(shaking your finger at her) that will be $20 please, this s**t ain't cheap"
The sexual harrasment one would work but be careful about how you say it and if you're saying it at work who is around.
jizzlobber
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Does this still hold true if she is the touchy feely type?
Does this still hold true if she is the touchy feely type?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.