jizzlobber
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How do you respond when a chick starts touching your hair? Ive been gettting a lot of kino from this chick and I dont know how to respond seeing as this occurrs at work.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
WHen a chick touches your hair
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
chancer
Senior Don Juan
Turn around, grab her ass, and start gropping her neck with your lips. lol, no.
IF YOU LIKE IT!
Tell her that if she keeps rubbing you that way you'll report her for sexual harasment. Then create a lil rapport (if you haven't already... hey look a hair ball!), and set something up after work and take her number down.
Now, i'll slap a girls hand, NO! if she does it without asking. Because I honestly hate it when girls mess up my hair.
IF YOU LIKE IT!
Tell her that if she keeps rubbing you that way you'll report her for sexual harasment. Then create a lil rapport (if you haven't already... hey look a hair ball!), and set something up after work and take her number down.
Now, i'll slap a girls hand, NO! if she does it without asking. Because I honestly hate it when girls mess up my hair.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Acuse her of being a pervert. Tell her if she wants to touch you, she needs to pay $20.00 per song, but if she plays her cards right, you'll give her the 3 for 1 special.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
EXACTLY!
I don't know what other more obvious signs you want that this b|tch wants you. When a woman touches your hair, well it is pretty obvious she wants you to make mad, passionate love to her!
, but if you can do it, congrats. I would go with gangster of love's approach. Pretty funny"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
spidersense
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can anyone in here think of a more obvious sign that a girl is into you, other than grabbing your balls? hair is like a magical area to women. THIS is a great great time to use some CF lines, many of which have already been posted in the CF threads.
"if you mess up my hair more I won't be able to look all pretty for you" or "eh eh eh..(shaking your finger at her) that will be $20 please, this s**t ain't cheap"
The sexual harrasment one would work but be careful about how you say it and if you're saying it at work who is around.
"if you mess up my hair more I won't be able to look all pretty for you" or "eh eh eh..(shaking your finger at her) that will be $20 please, this s**t ain't cheap"
The sexual harrasment one would work but be careful about how you say it and if you're saying it at work who is around.
jizzlobber
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Does this still hold true if she is the touchy feely type?
Does this still hold true if she is the touchy feely type?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.