"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When a chick says...

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after school or work is over and they say something like

"Theres nothing to do now I'm bored." or "I don't wanna go home right now I got nothin to do." or something along those lines, is that an obvious signal that she wants you to ask her out/do something with her?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Perhaps a read in ******** will help you recognize obvious signs like these.

Cheers.
 

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thx for responses.....there goes ANOTHER missed opportunity, lol. I'm an idiot for not recognizing these so I just gotta make a database of them incase they come up so I won't do anything stupid. Thanks for your help.
 

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********? uhhh where? when people say they're bored or whatever they're looking for something else to entertain them, whether it'd be you taking them someplace or they're just saying it for the hell of it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by DeathDealer
********? uhhh where? when people say they're bored or whatever they're looking for something else to entertain them, whether it'd be you taking them someplace or they're just saying it for the hell of it.
A read in ******** will help him develop the ability to see clues behind the actual meaning of words.
 
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Originally posted by Vincent
A read in ******** will help him develop the ability to see clues behind the actual meaning of words.
I'm curious Vincent as to your understanding of this subject. Why don't you elaborate on it for us.
 
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Originally posted by blue17
after school or work is over and they say something like

"Theres nothing to do now I'm bored." or "I don't wanna go home right now I got nothin to do." or something along those lines, is that an obvious signal that she wants you to ask her out/do something with her?
I think you need a brick upside your head! J/K


You obviously are one of the ones who have not READ THE BIBLE OR DONE THE BOOT CAMP. So....uhhh ok. Cool.
 

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
I'm curious Vincent as to your understanding of this subject. Why don't you elaborate on it for us.
Perhaps if your lack of faith in me wasn't so blatant in that text I would taken the time to enlighten you to my understanding. Realizing you have no faith in me I decided I would only be wasting my time.
 

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I have read most of the Bible, I do understand the psychology of attraction/dating and such.....but I haven't read much up on the ******** or whatever. Still tho....no excuse, i'm an idiot!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Originally posted by Vincent
Perhaps if your lack of faith in me wasn't so blatant in that text I would taken the time to enlighten you to my understanding. Realizing you have no faith in me I decided I would only be wasting my time.
You see, actually you don't see. I was not exhibiting a lack of faith in you Vincent. I was testing to see if you truely know anything about the game. I was offering you a easy opportunity to show what you know. And this one is easy!

My opinion doesn't matter now does it.
 

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
You see, actually you don't see. I was not exhibiting a lack of faith in you Vincent. I was testing to see if you truely know anything about the game. I was offering you a easy opportunity to show what you know. And this one is easy!

My opinion doesn't matter now does it.
Hahha. What you said could be taken either as genuine or sarcastic. Right or wrong Vincent chose to assume you were writing in a sarcrastic tone. One of the downfalls of online communication.....
 
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