diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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i'm a jedi!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What's your job?
- Thread starter jmeredi
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
i finished an apprenticeship for a Mold maker (plastic injection molds), worked in the shop for about 4 years..... then I got sick of working 12 hours a day and being somebody elses biach so I quit and changed profesions.
Now I'm a plastic injection Mold Designer. I work for a company with about 35 people, and I'm one of the 3 in the eng. department.
(It kinda explains why i'm on this board ALL THE TIME)
Now I'm a plastic injection Mold Designer. I work for a company with about 35 people, and I'm one of the 3 in the eng. department.
(It kinda explains why i'm on this board ALL THE TIME)
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Helicopter resorvationist/labor crew and motorcycle sales man....getting back in to being a loan officer soo though, the money in the southwest for home loans is just too good to pass up.
eggnawgkid
Don Juan
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I've been pushing in the shopping carts from the parking lot at a grocery store for 4 and a half months. Worst job ever. Luckily I got my friend a job with me about 6 weeks ago so it's a little better now. I have a couple friends that are bus boys at Black Angus and another that makes pizzas so I'm thinking about having them get me a job when school starts.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ghazala
Don Juan
Banker ....
mackattack120
Don Juan
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- Jul 21, 2005
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I work in the kitchen at mcdonalds.
Super FLY Guy
Don Juan
I own a auto detailing business.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
What are you an arms dealer?
HereToImprove
Don Juan
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Information Architect for a web development agency. Also do some copywriting on the side in the ad world.