"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Whats your favourite sex position?

lordson

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How many positions do you guys do and whats your favourites?

I've got the missionary, legs on shoulders missionary, doggy, side doggie (girl on her side), reverse missionary (girl on top), cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, reverse spoon (facing each other)

thats about it, love to hear any other good positions you guys have

my favourites would definitely have to be doggy and spoon.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chaotixxx

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Reverse cowgirl and doggy.... Im an ass man. Reverse cowgirl is the best ****, the shape of their back looks soooooo good.
 

jimmyjack

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When they want to receive me they are always on top so that's my favorite.Let them be on top cause when they are on top they will receive you better,that's one of the best.
 

comic_relief

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favorite positions:

doggy
missionary
reverse missionary
her legs on my sholders and me pushing in deep (don't remember the actual name)
her bent over the table

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dilberto

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Reverse Cowgirl- Why buy her a Grand Piano, when you can give her an upright organ?

Side Doggy- The most kickback sex position. No balancing required, and when both of you are done.....just pass-out. You'll both wake up spooning!
 

bigjohnson

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Is it just me, or does it look like the OP wants us to talk sex to him? Disturbing.
 

Chaotixxx

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bigjohnson said:
Is it just me, or does it look like the OP wants us to talk sex to him? Disturbing.
Probably a chick in disguise..... or an AFC.
 
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