"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whats your favourite sex position?

lordson

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How many positions do you guys do and whats your favourites?

I've got the missionary, legs on shoulders missionary, doggy, side doggie (girl on her side), reverse missionary (girl on top), cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, reverse spoon (facing each other)

thats about it, love to hear any other good positions you guys have

my favourites would definitely have to be doggy and spoon.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Chaotixxx

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Reverse cowgirl and doggy.... Im an ass man. Reverse cowgirl is the best ****, the shape of their back looks soooooo good.
 

jimmyjack

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When they want to receive me they are always on top so that's my favorite.Let them be on top cause when they are on top they will receive you better,that's one of the best.
 

comic_relief

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favorite positions:

doggy
missionary
reverse missionary
her legs on my sholders and me pushing in deep (don't remember the actual name)
her bent over the table

comic_relief
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Dilberto

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Reverse Cowgirl- Why buy her a Grand Piano, when you can give her an upright organ?

Side Doggy- The most kickback sex position. No balancing required, and when both of you are done.....just pass-out. You'll both wake up spooning!
 

bigjohnson

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Is it just me, or does it look like the OP wants us to talk sex to him? Disturbing.
 

Chaotixxx

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bigjohnson said:
Is it just me, or does it look like the OP wants us to talk sex to him? Disturbing.
Probably a chick in disguise..... or an AFC.
 
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