"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Whats your favourite sex position?

lordson

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How many positions do you guys do and whats your favourites?

I've got the missionary, legs on shoulders missionary, doggy, side doggie (girl on her side), reverse missionary (girl on top), cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, reverse spoon (facing each other)

thats about it, love to hear any other good positions you guys have

my favourites would definitely have to be doggy and spoon.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Chaotixxx

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Reverse cowgirl and doggy.... Im an ass man. Reverse cowgirl is the best ****, the shape of their back looks soooooo good.
 

jimmyjack

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When they want to receive me they are always on top so that's my favorite.Let them be on top cause when they are on top they will receive you better,that's one of the best.
 

comic_relief

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favorite positions:

doggy
missionary
reverse missionary
her legs on my sholders and me pushing in deep (don't remember the actual name)
her bent over the table

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dilberto

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Reverse Cowgirl- Why buy her a Grand Piano, when you can give her an upright organ?

Side Doggy- The most kickback sex position. No balancing required, and when both of you are done.....just pass-out. You'll both wake up spooning!
 

bigjohnson

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Is it just me, or does it look like the OP wants us to talk sex to him? Disturbing.
 

Chaotixxx

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bigjohnson said:
Is it just me, or does it look like the OP wants us to talk sex to him? Disturbing.
Probably a chick in disguise..... or an AFC.
 
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