What's your best text game?

[Black Widow Void]

I'll freely admit that this is not one of my greater strengths (probably partly due to my disdain for meaningless texting). The best 'text game" tip I can offer is one that was likely pulled on me (but it seemed clever enough).

A woman that I was lukewarm about (and barely invested any energy into) sent me this one a week after I'd not contacted her:
"Did you already meet someone?" I was going through text, to erase them and found this one. This is ______ ."

Although I could take or leave her, she's investing some energy (lives close by, but not too close and is avg looking) so I'm going to give her a shot. Admittedly, her above text could have been genuine, but I also realize that it could have been a coy method to reach out as well. This would definitely need some re-wording if a man was sending something like this out as a "last attempt" to a female.

I figured that if any of you have some "default" / "go to" text initiates or responses, post them here.
I'm tagging @BackInTheGame78 because he's previously provided some jewels (but they are scattered in different postings and posting them under one heading could be beneficial). Everyone with a tip is encouraged to reply.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

"Yes I found Elvis/Jimmy Hoffa/2Pac. He has been hiding in my closet/basement/under my bed all these years." With a smirk

Then just ask her if she'd like to get together and connect in person.