"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Whats Ur Favourite Chat Up Line

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just_justin

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i fink we shud each put our favourite chat up line cuz i dnt really know any and the ones i do know neva work or i forget them half way thru so whats your lots favourite one..

i'll start off

hi, umm do u hav the tym..

her: yeah itz past ur bedtym....

me : no da tym it takez u 2 take my numba down?

it actualli wokred once i fink.....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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aftershock

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Hmm...

1) Spell right. Never say "fink", "tym" or "itz" on an Internet forum. Here, we support each other, spell right, and fvck hot women.

2) Don't ask stupid questions.

:rolleyes:

And I thought the guy who looked like a pidgeon was pathetic...
 

Bonhomme

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Nun in paticula

fa shizzle
 
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