"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Whats Ur Favourite Chat Up Line

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i fink we shud each put our favourite chat up line cuz i dnt really know any and the ones i do know neva work or i forget them half way thru so whats your lots favourite one..

i'll start off

hi, umm do u hav the tym..

her: yeah itz past ur bedtym....

me : no da tym it takez u 2 take my numba down?

it actualli wokred once i fink.....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hmm...

1) Spell right. Never say "fink", "tym" or "itz" on an Internet forum. Here, we support each other, spell right, and fvck hot women.

2) Don't ask stupid questions.

:rolleyes:

And I thought the guy who looked like a pidgeon was pathetic...
 
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Nun in paticula

fa shizzle
 
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