"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Whats Ur Favourite Chat Up Line

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just_justin

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i fink we shud each put our favourite chat up line cuz i dnt really know any and the ones i do know neva work or i forget them half way thru so whats your lots favourite one..

i'll start off

hi, umm do u hav the tym..

her: yeah itz past ur bedtym....

me : no da tym it takez u 2 take my numba down?

it actualli wokred once i fink.....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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aftershock

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Hmm...

1) Spell right. Never say "fink", "tym" or "itz" on an Internet forum. Here, we support each other, spell right, and fvck hot women.

2) Don't ask stupid questions.

:rolleyes:

And I thought the guy who looked like a pidgeon was pathetic...
 

Bonhomme

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Nun in paticula

fa shizzle
 
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