"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
what's up with all the fat women
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
It's not like gaining weight is some uncurable disease or sickness that's beyond your control. No, it's completely under your control. It's the result of an unhealthy lifestyle. There should be 0 encouragement for it. I immediately lose all respect for any person who supports the concept of being fat.
True..... An overweight person is highly more likely to start to suffer from serious illness's related to their weight at an early age, and I am not going to sit there and have to deal with some lazy chick who has no self control over her eating habits, that just about makes me sick. Plus, fat chicks don't turn me on, at all. My d!ck sill be about as hard as that pasta that she over gorged on during dinner, it isn't happening.
I go to the gym an hour a day, 5 days a week, and bust my ass while I am there, and have done so for the past 20 years. I do not respect a girl who can not at least watch what they eat. It's a miracle to find one who works out and watch's their diet, who will make this part of their lifestyle vs just doing it temporarily.