"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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what's up with all the fat women

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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latinnova

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And another problem is that if they are in shape they tend to fall off the "fit" boat after about a year or two in a relationship. Then they start wondering why your don't want to fvck them as much, and when you tell them it's because you are no longer attracted to them because they got fat, they flip the fvck out. Hey, just being honest you heffer, get back in shape and I'll get back in you. Seems like the older ladies get a divorce in their 30's, hit the gym harder then Schwarzenegger and turn into a goddess, then once they seem to lock in a man they straight up inhale everything edible around them.
 

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That was a large part of my divorce, when my wife of the time, who was in beauty pageants right before I met her, gained a lot of weight. Every single one of her female friends told her I was a giant assh0le for having any problem at all with her massive weight gain. The only one who took my side happened to be a gay guy friend she had known since childhood. He was like "look, girlfriend, you being fat is NOT what he signed up for. You're changing the deal on him."
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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you do NOT want the medical costs of a fat woman, nor her fat kids. One follows the other, like night and day.
 

Yewki

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Every single one of her female friends told her I was a giant assh0le for having any problem at all with her massive weight gain.
It's not like gaining weight is some uncurable disease or sickness that's beyond your control. No, it's completely under your control. It's the result of an unhealthy lifestyle. There should be 0 encouragement for it. I immediately lose all respect for any person who supports the concept of being fat.
 

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you do NOT want the medical costs of a fat woman, nor her fat kids. One follows the other, like night and day.
True..... An overweight person is highly more likely to start to suffer from serious illness's related to their weight at an early age, and I am not going to sit there and have to deal with some lazy chick who has no self control over her eating habits, that just about makes me sick. Plus, fat chicks don't turn me on, at all. My d!ck sill be about as hard as that pasta that she over gorged on during dinner, it isn't happening.

I go to the gym an hour a day, 5 days a week, and bust my ass while I am there, and have done so for the past 20 years. I do not respect a girl who can not at least watch what they eat. It's a miracle to find one who works out and watch's their diet, who will make this part of their lifestyle vs just doing it temporarily.
 
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