To be fair I just noticed this thread....
I bragged about being a martial arts tournament champion (it was true) after hearing a woman brag about being super good at jujitsu. I didn't back down and had a silly look on my face because I wasn't going to be impressed by talk. Then she mentioned a specific technique and I said "Oooh. Well assuming you are able to pull that off, I'd probably be aroused first and forget to tap." Surprisingly she was especially disgusted (outwardly at least) toward my mind going there. She was definitely an HB7 with incredible thighs and a decent set of knockers. Face was great and so was the hair. Shame.
I don't think there's too much I could have done at all, but I was trying really hard with her and was interested big time. SO in my 22YR old brain I thought, "She's bragging, so I need to brag more to impress her." It didn't work out how I'd hoped.
Another was when I got up to sing karaoke (I'm by academic accounts a 'choir boy') and can really carry a tune. I've never had formal opera lessons, but I can perform well enough that only a pro or seasoned vocal instructor can immediately tell. Long short of it is I don't fvck up singing. ESPECIALLY if the hard part is pre recorded and all I have to do is sing along. Karaoke is super easy even if you eff up the pitch and get the timing right for greater than 80% of the song. That's just my opinion. Well, this HB8 told me (And I have zero doubts, ZERO that she would have!) "If a guy sang me ____ song, I'd ask him to take me home RIGHT NOW."
Remember when I said I don't fvck up singing? When you've had about 8 drinks, confidence be damned, you'll probably sound worse than you normally do. And I did. She was embarrassed for me and wouldn't even look at me. I paid my tab and waited outside for my buddy to be come out. I didn't really expect much to happen. Shouldn't have tried that and just invited her to come back the next weekend so I can "do the song justice." But because of the other 8 things I shouldn't've done, I didn't think at all. HAH!
Another one was by trying to do selfless acts of service like doing dishes or tidying up if a woman who invited me over complained about what wasn't done. What's worse about that is this was 23 year old me. haha! And it gets worse! She was a 5tripper to boot! I'm sure I could write a few more, but those are the ones that stick out.
