“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
What's the funniest thing you heard a female say?
- Thread starter Mike32ct
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
CostaDeSol
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"I'm not easy"
for some reason when girls say these things, they usually say both back to back
Huffman
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I met this girl on holiday. She was young, crazy, and a virgin. We're meeting behind some old castle in the middle of the night. First she's super forward, but then she doesn't want to undress (lol). You know, I want to be gentle etc. She keeps saying "come on, don't be afraid" to me! But then she doesn't let me pull down her panties further than the knee. So I said "Then we have to do it from behind". She didn't want that. After explaining for a long time (lol) she understood that we can't do missionary if she has the panties at her knees. Also she was nervous and dry... but didn't want me to finger. Of course, there was no way I could get it in. The whole thing was just kinda cute so it still was a funny eveningMike32ct said:
I was struggling to do foreplay, kissing, looking her in the eyes... "don't do that, that's too romantic!!"
Big Nuts
Senior Don Juan
I farted during a BJ...she kept going.
LOL
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mike32ct
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thelastmanonearth
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Me "I'll meet you for the test at planned parenthood at whatever 0'clock"
Her "Silence"
Showed up at PP, she never did, never spoke to her again. Pretty sure she was evicted from the apartment after I stealth moved out the next day, didn't like the place anyway.
funniest part, the silence, trap avoided. Caught her with a guy sleeping one off on my bed in my apartment I let her move into...
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IBreatheSpears
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The best liars are the ones that convince you that they suck at lying. I once came up with a plan to make obvious, telegraphed lies so that people would think I was a terrible liar, and that way when I did want to lie convincingly they wouldn't think twice. I never put it into action because I don't really like lying, but it's super easy to get away with. Unfortunately I made the mistake of telling my ex that I never break a promise and I never make promises lightly, so when she thought I was lying she'd say "Promise?" and always get an exasperated "No..." in return. I think I'll keep that nugget to myself from now onDon_Dom said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mike32ct
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Mike: cha cha <demonstrates the footwook REALLY fast>
Female coworker: Mike's like the movie Ha ppy F e et and shyte lol
Mike: <couldn't stop laughing>
Mike32ct
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Mike and HB7 in club: <heavy makeout>
HB7: I know guys with MUCH better game than you.
Mike: ok cool
<Heavier makeout and pull from the club>
Back at her place...
Makeout and fingered her HARD (like fisting almost) with four fingers.
Grabbed a condom.
HB7: I can't. I shouldn't cheat on my bf
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Making her horny.
"You assh*le!-ahhh.... you're doing it on purpose..."
After making her horny.
"*heavy breath and grabs me* you just wait, I'm GOING to rape you"
Making her used to making out in public.
First times: "OMG, are you sick?! it's disgusting to do that in public, you can't!"
Now: "Is anyone here? whatever *make out*" "F*ck them *make out*" "You assh*le *make out*"
Between_The_Lines
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Tortendieb
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sorry to ask that question... but what did you do to make it so?Desdinova said:
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
THEN she looked at me---and her eyes got real big and she said:
"Hey, wait a minute! Why'd you stop?? I wasn't thru ACTING like I didn't want it yet!!!
Needless to say, "Last Minute Resistance" was defeated once again that night...
V.U.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.