What's the funniest thing you heard a female say?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

salinechow

Senior Don Juan

Nov 5, 2014

Easily the best line I ever heard a chick say on a date: 3 minutes into meeting her we were driving, and I was selecting a some music... I started to swerve a little and she said" Hey keep your eyes on the road and be careful you dont want to hurt the baby do ya? (Rubbing her stomach). 21 Year old no less. Obviously this sounds crazy but in context and knowing her better now, and knowing for sure she was kidding, and her flawless delivery as an ice breaker, this chick made me crack up laughing. She actually was funny all night.

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.