What's the funniest thing you heard a female say?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

salinechow

Senior Don Juan

Nov 5, 2014

Easily the best line I ever heard a chick say on a date: 3 minutes into meeting her we were driving, and I was selecting a some music... I started to swerve a little and she said" Hey keep your eyes on the road and be careful you dont want to hurt the baby do ya? (Rubbing her stomach). 21 Year old no less. Obviously this sounds crazy but in context and knowing her better now, and knowing for sure she was kidding, and her flawless delivery as an ice breaker, this chick made me crack up laughing. She actually was funny all night.

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