"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What's the best kind of music for making out/setting the mood?

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mecca411

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My computer crashed and I lost my entire mp3 play list. I've got a girl coming over tomorrow (I've been seeing her long-distance for 4 months, already closed the deal) to my place for the first time and I'd like to have some stuff handy for when we're fooling around. Wanted to have some candle in my room and also get some massage oils to give her a nice rub down.

Any ideas to which music or artists would be good to help set the mood? I like some r&b, I know she does too, but also some of the alternative pearl jam kind of stuff. I need to put something together quickly. Thanks.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Gonzalo

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Anything by The Chipmonks should get her juices flowing...
 

Panda 2000

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DJ Shadow, Prefuse 73, maybe some house music etc.
I'd never go with Barry White or similar stuff because I just don't like it and it's cheesier than cheese.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Eternal

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Do a SEARCH. Really people, is it that hard to do?

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