"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
whats some healthy fruits to put into a smotthie
- Thread starter Lt dan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
blackbirdbeatle
Senior Don Juan
Blueberries. Not only do they taste good but are probably the healthiest fruit you can have.
Dell SkyCat
Senior Don Juan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ahahahhah! I didn't know ham and cheese were healthy fruits. Guess ya learn something new each day...Originally posted by flava
ham and cheese
There are actually people that mix up like 2 cans of tuna and milk and mayonnaise and some other grossness and drink it as a smoothie. I can't imagine a meat smoothie tasting good.
I like Strawberries, bananas, pineapple juice, and coconut creme, with a little flax oil on top. That makes one damn tasty smoothie.
I would use blueberries, but those things cost so damn much around here.
xyzzy
Senior Don Juan
I cant recall the source but 1 kiwi contains 15% of the USRDA of vitamins, with some protein to boot. When ranked Kiwi tops the list in vitamins, way above oranges for Vitamin C etc.
Anyway, choose fruit that is in season... they have more vitamin content
xyzz:lol i thought that was another ****** link.