"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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whats some healthy fruits to put into a smotthie

Lt dan

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ive been making them withorange juice some milk some strawberries a banana and usually an apple. what would be somme healthier combos
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Berries

Blueberries. Not only do they taste good but are probably the healthiest fruit you can have.
 

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Agreed
 

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ham and cheese
 

flava

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no really u might wanna mix in some yorgurt too since it contains the much needed bacteria acidophilus
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by flava
ham and cheese
ahahahhah! I didn't know ham and cheese were healthy fruits. Guess ya learn something new each day...

There are actually people that mix up like 2 cans of tuna and milk and mayonnaise and some other grossness and drink it as a smoothie. I can't imagine a meat smoothie tasting good.

I like Strawberries, bananas, pineapple juice, and coconut creme, with a little flax oil on top. That makes one damn tasty smoothie.

I would use blueberries, but those things cost so damn much around here.
 

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agree on Blueberries.... and Strawberries are second in line in the antioxident level so I would stick with those

I cant recall the source but 1 kiwi contains 15% of the USRDA of vitamins, with some protein to boot. When ranked Kiwi tops the list in vitamins, way above oranges for Vitamin C etc.


Anyway, choose fruit that is in season... they have more vitamin content
 

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zelemont:what sick bastard make a meat smoothie. thats just plain disgusting. could u imangine going to mcdonalds "hi i would like a BBQ chicken shake hold the mayo" ewwww gross

xyzz:lol i thought that was another ****** link.
 
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