"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What's so special about having sex with women?!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Ya they are:trouble:Arsinel said:Your not cool, cuz you have alot of sex!
Big Eee Zee
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your on a webboard devoted to what your saying is dumb...
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ok lemme break down what I mean when i say "sex with women":Arsinel said:Every time I see someone giving advice on women, they talk about how many hundreds of women they've had sex with. Heck! For all I know, they could be UGs! Your not cool, cuz you have alot of sex!
1)56 total (yea i counted cuz i wanted to do that since day 1)
2)10 were under HB5 aka not that great looking
3)20 were HB7+
4)8 were HB9+
5)around 10 were on a constant basic and the rest were only 1 - 5 times each
my best advice to u - sex is GREAT, so if U like the chick, then **** her REALLY good so she'll keep comin back to u, and if u dont like her, then *** inside her as fast as u can and never see her again aka ONS
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Go back to masturbating over Internet porn instead!
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I do it to idiots who are ruining this forum for everybody by filling up the place with nonsense and knocking all the useful threads out of sight. What kind of impression will new users get when they come here and see all this bullsh*t on the front page?skip2mylou781 said:The Truth - i notice on every single thread, all u do is complain and insult people who didnt even do anything to u
L777
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Bvbidd said:Well they are making **** up when they say it on here.
mate, every fvcking thing you post sounds like you're pissed off with the world and particularly guys who are successful with women. You need to go get f.ucked (quite literally) before you next post on here, for real.
Just because a few clueless muppets like skippy make up s.hite, don't mean everyone (like me) does as well.
Oh yea, and to you skippy, your reply to this is the absolute most pathetic, insecure and not to mention BS thing I have seen on this forum...a new low even for you
MODS delete this fvcking thread
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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y dont u post some advice or a field report or ANYTHING that isnt talking shyt loser
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Jealous?? Thats about the funniest thing I've seen you put, although that isn't saying much.skip2mylou781 said:ill agree this thread as useless....and im so happy ur so jealous L777, i dunno who u even are yet ur so brave to make such bold statements about me
Seriously though, I would so, SO rather be me than you. Genuinely, straight up, no BS.
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sorry, no more replies to this
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<shrugs> "He who laughs last, laughs loudest" LOLskip2mylou781 said:sorry, no more replies to this
...idiot...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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a DJ can get a hot girl in bed, thus he is cool.
Therefore, if you f,ck a lot of women your are cool...
Case closed via deductive resoning....
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Not until you stop taking it up the ass!The Truth said:Stop trolling you insignificant little computer nerd! These stupid threads and replies of yours are not funny! You have no wit and nobody is laughing so quit wasting your time!
Go back to masturbating over Internet porn instead!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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