base2ball2boy2
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Okay- imagine you're in a coffee shop/bookstore/post office, and you see Megan Fox. What would you say to her- DJ style, of course.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
What would you say to Megan Fox?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
daygameguy
Master Don Juan
Well firstly she would be surrounded by other hotties and competing men.
But if I could get past that, I would say something playful or a little deep to set myself apart from other doods. A neg, if you know what that is, would be nice.
Anything that shows you have your sh1t together and haven't sh1t your pants just because she is beautiful.
But if I could get past that, I would say something playful or a little deep to set myself apart from other doods. A neg, if you know what that is, would be nice.
Anything that shows you have your sh1t together and haven't sh1t your pants just because she is beautiful.
GlennCoCo
Don Juan
If she had a friend with her, I'd ask her if her friend is available.
She wouldn't be expecting it, and she would wonder why I wasn't going for her.
She wouldn't be expecting it, and she would wonder why I wasn't going for her.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Daydream Engineer
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hahaha they were right....... you do look like a hunting fox!
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oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Can i pee in your butt?
xectxny19x
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Nothing. She's not my type. Yeah. I'm serious.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
nmartinez12443
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I like how natural your lips looked in Transformers......
Craig Reeves
Master Don Juan
base2ball2boy2 said:
The same thing that's worked for me with everybody else. I'll start off with a simple "hey, what's up?" and take it from there. If somebody's with her (which is likely), I'd address the whole group with the same thing. If they box me out, I'll simply move on -- I've no time for snooty Hollywood types, the only good Movie Megan Fox has played in was the Transformers movies anyway...
Trendsetter
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Me: "Do you mind if I sit here" (seat next to her)
she says 'no' of course.
Me: "Do you mind if I......(whatever, used this creamer, set my bag here.....whatever, something not too forward)
she says 'no'
Me: "Do you mind if I had a sip of your coffee/tea?" lol
she says 'yes/of course I mind'
Me: "I was just playing, I just wanted to see how far I could push the boundaries before you'd get upset"
Her: Haha.
You: So how's your day?
Your welcome
Used this on a 10 yesterday at an upscale lounge and pulled. Didn't go too smoothly because I had a 'stalker' I had talked to earlier, staring RIGHT at me maybe 10 feet away. F*ckin' hater.
she says 'no' of course.
Me: "Do you mind if I......(whatever, used this creamer, set my bag here.....whatever, something not too forward)
she says 'no'
Me: "Do you mind if I had a sip of your coffee/tea?" lol
she says 'yes/of course I mind'
Me: "I was just playing, I just wanted to see how far I could push the boundaries before you'd get upset"
Her: Haha.
You: So how's your day?
Your welcome
Used this on a 10 yesterday at an upscale lounge and pulled. Didn't go too smoothly because I had a 'stalker' I had talked to earlier, staring RIGHT at me maybe 10 feet away. F*ckin' hater.
I would say
"Do you know Isabel Lucas personally ? I thought she looked really hot in Transformers"
then i'd see if anything worked at all. No joy i'd end with
"you sure i can't sleep with you ? i have a really big **** and it would mean so much to me"
"Do you know Isabel Lucas personally ? I thought she looked really hot in Transformers"
then i'd see if anything worked at all. No joy i'd end with
"you sure i can't sleep with you ? i have a really big **** and it would mean so much to me"
She's a dumbass. So really its not important what you say.
Pic of Megan Fox: http://208.116.9.205/10/content/18015/1.gif
Check out her thumb. That's a dealbreaker.
Pic of Megan Fox: http://208.116.9.205/10/content/18015/1.gif
Check out her thumb. That's a dealbreaker.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
BongDuy
Master Don Juan
Ahahahahah
Given that she's not attacked by paparazzi..
Hey, I just watched Transformers 2 weeks ago, HOW was it shooting for the movie?
Then introduce myself and fire more open ended questions.
"Do you think most sales came from Megan Fox fans, or die-hard Transformer fans... why?"
Hope that helps
Never grow starstruck at celebrities. Treat them just as equally as you should with ANYONE else.
Hey, I just watched Transformers 2 weeks ago, HOW was it shooting for the movie?
Then introduce myself and fire more open ended questions.
"Do you think most sales came from Megan Fox fans, or die-hard Transformer fans... why?"
Hope that helps
Never grow starstruck at celebrities. Treat them just as equally as you should with ANYONE else.TheBucketOfTruth
Master Don Juan
Treat celebrities like normal people, that's just what they are. I'm guessing the best approach would not to even acknowledge that you know who she is and just act like she is any other woman. I'd bet that the majority of men she runs into approach her as fans of hers, which will push all the wrong buttons, and the rest probably just stare in awe, too afraid to even go near. Being unique in this aspect will only help.
Just some food for thought if you ever happen to game a celebrity, hehe.
Just some food for thought if you ever happen to game a celebrity, hehe.
LittleRiverBand
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This is the kind of post that shows where this site has gone the past 5 years. Why does it matter what guys would say to a celebrity none of us will ever probably meet and who I'd argue isn't that great looking anyway? (Look up Krista Allen or Natasha Henstridge if you want a beauty.)
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.