"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What would you do ?

WeakMenNeverRise

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Whats up everybody. Ok here's the deal. Theres this chick right. I'm 23 and ust graduated from college, and yes I do still live at home. I've got a degree in computer science but it is TOUGH finding a good job these days. Anyway, I digress. I was talking to this chick the other night and the convo got really sexual and she was joking how she was gonna get me to go down and I was like nah shorty, i don't do that. And then I was like well what will you do for me, just to see what she'd say. And after about 10 minutes of beating around the bush, and saying that certain things were mere childs play, she told me that she gives head and that an these are her exact words " not swallowing is down right rude." Now immediately I had visions of nuttin like it wasn't nuttin on this chick. But here's the problem, I'm 23 and she's only 18 and a freshman in college. Plus, her body is aight but her face is not the tightest. And then. she has some serious emotional issues. I takled to her from the crib the other night and she hit me back today after getting my number on her caller id, basically i never gave it to her and i think she may have stalker potential. My question is, givin all the circumstance i.e. age, looks, and mental state, should I play the role of the big bad wolf and get my jizz on or take the high road and leave this chick alone.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Fenderules

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just do it FAST. dont let her get attached and do NOT do it at home if she could be stalker like
 

AverageFC

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she wants you cause youre an older man. hit it and quit it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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