"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What would you do if your g/f said she was born a boy?

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Reading this article got me thinking ... :eek: :eek: :eek:

www.huffingtonpost.com/janet-mock/transgender-coming-out_b_1146414.html

I'd like to think that I would be able to tell beforehand, but if this were to happen to me, I would feel like I've been swindled, with the only thing worse that a woman could do to man being having some other man's child while claiming (s)he is his. I'd also become even more hyper about trying to spot such trannies, and avoiding any woman that seemed to have a larger face structure, non-petite hands and wrists, and only go for women that obviously have a very hourglass figure that in no way could be the work of a surgeon. (NOTE: I do this to some extent as it is.)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MatureDJ said:
What would you do if your g/f said she was born a boy?
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1. Punch it in the throat (right in the adam's apple)

2. Gargle gasoline for a week

I skimmed the article and thought it was pretty fvcked up that Pat waited a month to tell this poor sucker the truth. The time to come out with that is definitely pre-kissing etc.
 
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I'd like to think that I would be able to tell beforehand

That's what you'd be mad about - being tricked.

fwiw I hear that man-made vaginas can't get wet on their own. So if she does, no worries :up:
 
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my g/f thinks I am homophobic, but if it was a decision between living and dying and I had a choice, I'd rather sleep with the man (in that picture in that link) than sleeping with that thing.

Does that still make me homophobic?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Falcon punch to the faux-gina and dissappear from its life. I hope the flying spagetti monster never leads me in this direction. EVER.
 
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Five bucks says that Aaron (the ... boy) was once a woman, but due to the fact he/she/it has never had real balls, couldn't bring itself to confess back :crazy:

I have to believe (and hope I never have to put this to the test) is that I'd know the difference.

What would I do ... who knows, definitely hurl.

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