"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What would you do if your g/f said she was born a boy?

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Reading this article got me thinking ... :eek: :eek: :eek:

www.huffingtonpost.com/janet-mock/transgender-coming-out_b_1146414.html

I'd like to think that I would be able to tell beforehand, but if this were to happen to me, I would feel like I've been swindled, with the only thing worse that a woman could do to man being having some other man's child while claiming (s)he is his. I'd also become even more hyper about trying to spot such trannies, and avoiding any woman that seemed to have a larger face structure, non-petite hands and wrists, and only go for women that obviously have a very hourglass figure that in no way could be the work of a surgeon. (NOTE: I do this to some extent as it is.)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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MatureDJ said:
What would you do if your g/f said she was born a boy?
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1. Punch it in the throat (right in the adam's apple)

2. Gargle gasoline for a week

I skimmed the article and thought it was pretty fvcked up that Pat waited a month to tell this poor sucker the truth. The time to come out with that is definitely pre-kissing etc.
 
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I'd like to think that I would be able to tell beforehand

That's what you'd be mad about - being tricked.

fwiw I hear that man-made vaginas can't get wet on their own. So if she does, no worries :up:
 
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my g/f thinks I am homophobic, but if it was a decision between living and dying and I had a choice, I'd rather sleep with the man (in that picture in that link) than sleeping with that thing.

Does that still make me homophobic?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Falcon punch to the faux-gina and dissappear from its life. I hope the flying spagetti monster never leads me in this direction. EVER.
 
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Five bucks says that Aaron (the ... boy) was once a woman, but due to the fact he/she/it has never had real balls, couldn't bring itself to confess back :crazy:

I have to believe (and hope I never have to put this to the test) is that I'd know the difference.

What would I do ... who knows, definitely hurl.

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