"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What would you do if you had to flee the country?

dietzcoi

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Germany has had a draft since 1956, their Armed Forces are called the Bundeswehr.

Interestingly it is the left-leaning parties who favor the continuation of the draft. They are afraid of what a professional Army will do, as in 1939.

The draft is winding down, they take fewer and fewer men and the length of service is down from 18 months to 10 months, I beleive. Hardly worth the effort and expense.

Dietzcoi
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I don't have to think about what I would do. I have already done it. Escaped a civil war.
 

DrMetallica

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Originally posted by Snatchmaster
How about stand tall, be a man, and do your duty?

Seems to be a shortage of that these days. Take responsibility for yourself and repay your debt to society.
I always stand tall, am a man, and always do my duty. I always take responsiblity for myself and my actions. That's exactly the point. I have nothing to do in the army or any foreign war, and so of course I regret registering for the Selective Service. I'm especially disgusted at the lack of ties to Al Queda, and there were no "weapons of mass destruction", the entire premise for this war with Iraq. So I want a back up plan if there is a draft.

Plus my family has convinced me to avoid the army. That said, if our freedoms were threatened, I would gladly fight the enemy... but the only entity thusfar who is restricting our freedoms is the government.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Join the French Foreign Legion :D

At 60K euros per year its worth it. If you're lucky you could end up in Corsica and sit around staring at the hairy Corsican girls...
 

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
I always stand tall, am a man, and always do my duty. I always take responsiblity for myself and my actions. That's exactly the point. I have nothing to do in the army or any foreign war, and so of course I regret registering for the Selective Service. I'm especially disgusted at the lack of ties to Al Queda, and there were no "weapons of mass destruction", the entire premise for this war with Iraq. So I want a back up plan if there is a draft.

Plus my family has convinced me to avoid the army. That said, if our freedoms were threatened, I would gladly fight the enemy... but the only entity thusfar who is restricting our freedoms is the government.
A) There will be no draft.

b) The primary reason we went to war with Iraq is because they flaunted UN resolutions for the past 13 years.
Read the acutal war resolution voted on by Congress.

C) Whether or not Iraq had WMD's has yet to be determined either way.

D) Iraq did indeed have ties to Al-Qaueda, as evidenced in page 66 of the 9-11 Comission report.

E) Name one freeedom that our Government has threatened.
 
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