"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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What would YOU do, if you could TIME TRAVEL?

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Ok- i'll start off.

If you got hold of a time machine, and you could go back or forward through time. What would you do?

I'd personally travel back to ancient rome to see the gladiator battles then visit a classy wh0re house or join an orgy, then travel to ancient China and sample Tiger meat.

If I wanted to be violent, i'd arm myself like rambo.....go back to ancient greece and fight with the spartans with my M60 and mow down all the Persians. Then be whorshipped as a GOD. :D

Maybe travel to the future to witness the unvieling of the Play Station 50. Or get genetically enhanced to become super-human, then travel back to the past once again to kick ass then get worshipped as a GOD. :D:D:D:D:D:D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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joekerr31

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id go back 3 minutes in time and not read this post. ;)
 

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michaelhctam said:
Or get genetically enhanced to become super-human, then travel back to the past once again to kick ass then get worshipped as a GOD. :D:D:D:D:D:D
you can already do that. Its called Steroids.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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time travel like hiro on heros or time travel like journeyman or time travel like phil from the future in a machine?
 

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id go in the future and get me an almanac and make horse bets and make myself the richest man in the world...
 

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I'd go back to the 2000 Florida election and tell the 200,000 people in Florida who were about to vote for Nader even though they liked Gore a lot more than Bush that the election was about to come down to 200 or so of their votes. I would bet every single Nader voter would have much preferred Gore - all 200,000 of them. Those Green party nut jobs in Florida totally screwed themselves by wasting their vote on Nader.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
I'd go back to the 2000 Florida election and tell the 200,000 people in Florida who were about to vote for Nader even though they liked Gore a lot more than Bush that the election was about to come down to 200 or so of their votes. I would bet every single Nader voter would have much preferred Gore - all 200,000 of them. Those Green party nut jobs in Florida totally screwed themselves by wasting their vote on Nader.
I'm a registered Green party member :D I didn't vote though. And yes I much rather preferred Gore than Bush.

As for time travel. I'd go back to when I first started high school. I would do so many things differently. If I didn't screw up so many things in HS my life now would be so better off now.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I'd go back to 18th century and give them a TI-89 calculator. Then we'd have like flying cars and we'd be on the moon and mars by now. People wasted so much time figuring out integrals back then for advanced mathematics. With a TI-89 so much more, quicker progress could have been made.
 

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Assassinate Hitler at a young age, save people's lives around me that died too young, steal artifacts that I could sell on ebay for asstons of cash and make crazy bets on games, become Bill Gates' best friend back in the 1980's, and finally, meet up with James Hetfield in 1981 and beat out Lars Ulrich in the audition to become the drummer for Metallica, do everything the same until St. Failure while making sure Cliff stayed alive.

And I'd bang some older b!tches from my work when they were in their late teens/early 20's.
 
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michaelhctam said:
Ok- i'll start off.

If you got hold of a time machine, and you could go back or forward through time. What would you do?

...I'd go back to ancient greece and fight with the spartans with my M60 and mow down all the Persians. Then be whorshipped as a GOD. :D

I would destroy the time machine so that those Devils who think they are God don't destroy our future!!!! :rolleyes:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Kev07 said:
I'd go back in time and pull the plug on your internet so you wouldn't be able to make this thread.
Come on....why all the hating?

Just loosen up abit! :rockon:
 

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I would go back to last year and get a perfect on all my exams and get a 4.0. Or will go back 50 years with my laptop and claim myself as its inventor :p.
 

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I would go back in time 10 years ago to visit my 18 year old self. Where I would kick his ass (essentially kicking my own ass) and then start teaching everything I learned and plugging his AFC sorry ass from the matrix. Not to mention I would also have with me the lotto winning numbers for the next jackpot and ask him to invest the money and find the right people to create a social networking website called "Facebook" and a video sharing website called "youtube" and sell its shares in 2007.
 

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I'd go forward to February 10th and buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl, then hop back to now and brag to all my friends, then play the sh!t out of it.

I'd go back to my ex-gf's birthday last year and call her this time. :nervous:

I'd go back and save Mitch Hedberg's life.
 

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I'd go back and get rich, go back and tell Princess Diana to take a cab, go back and leave little hints to my parents when they were younger (buy yahoo/google/apple).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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