"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What would happen if...

i am me

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you drank a whole lot of whey protein in one sitting? would u just hav to take a **** really bad?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You'd become jacked and unbelievably ripped just like Warboss Alex.

Well that and you'd have to **** a lot lol.
 

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Nah....You'd look like Ronnie instead :D

How much're we talking? :up:

You can be alright with quite a lot, it's pretty much like eating a lot of food, you'll need a crap at some point.

-shaun
 

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You'd prob be ok for the most part, but again we dont know what you mean by a lot.

Most of us have 30g at a setting or close, and sometimes (assume you eat meat) you can have 40+ I eat a chicken breast that has 44g and then if I have a glass of milk that's 52g.

Now i've never had a problem before, but if you mean... I want to take like 300g at one setting, you've got problems :nono:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I don't think anything would happen to me. Maybe a little bloating that would pass in a couple hours.

Depends on your digestive system and the quality of the whey. It's not going to cause poisoning or anything like that unless you mean some completely absurd amount.
 

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haha ya i did mean 300g or somethin around there. not that id ever do it, but im sure theres someone out there who thinks it would just make them really buff lol
 

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It wouldn't make you buff, it would make you fat.
People who drink protein and don't lift get fat. So I would imagine all the extra protein (even if you did lift) would just turn into body fat.
 

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Well, no. But if you did it constantly it would.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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