Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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What would happen if...

i am me

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you drank a whole lot of whey protein in one sitting? would u just hav to take a **** really bad?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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KontrollerX

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You'd become jacked and unbelievably ripped just like Warboss Alex.

Well that and you'd have to **** a lot lol.
 

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Nah....You'd look like Ronnie instead :D

How much're we talking? :up:

You can be alright with quite a lot, it's pretty much like eating a lot of food, you'll need a crap at some point.

-shaun
 

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You'd prob be ok for the most part, but again we dont know what you mean by a lot.

Most of us have 30g at a setting or close, and sometimes (assume you eat meat) you can have 40+ I eat a chicken breast that has 44g and then if I have a glass of milk that's 52g.

Now i've never had a problem before, but if you mean... I want to take like 300g at one setting, you've got problems :nono:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I don't think anything would happen to me. Maybe a little bloating that would pass in a couple hours.

Depends on your digestive system and the quality of the whey. It's not going to cause poisoning or anything like that unless you mean some completely absurd amount.
 

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haha ya i did mean 300g or somethin around there. not that id ever do it, but im sure theres someone out there who thinks it would just make them really buff lol
 

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It wouldn't make you buff, it would make you fat.
People who drink protein and don't lift get fat. So I would imagine all the extra protein (even if you did lift) would just turn into body fat.
 

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Well, no. But if you did it constantly it would.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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