"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What would happen if...

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you drank a whole lot of whey protein in one sitting? would u just hav to take a **** really bad?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You'd become jacked and unbelievably ripped just like Warboss Alex.

Well that and you'd have to **** a lot lol.
 

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Nah....You'd look like Ronnie instead :D

How much're we talking? :up:

You can be alright with quite a lot, it's pretty much like eating a lot of food, you'll need a crap at some point.

-shaun
 

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You'd prob be ok for the most part, but again we dont know what you mean by a lot.

Most of us have 30g at a setting or close, and sometimes (assume you eat meat) you can have 40+ I eat a chicken breast that has 44g and then if I have a glass of milk that's 52g.

Now i've never had a problem before, but if you mean... I want to take like 300g at one setting, you've got problems :nono:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't think anything would happen to me. Maybe a little bloating that would pass in a couple hours.

Depends on your digestive system and the quality of the whey. It's not going to cause poisoning or anything like that unless you mean some completely absurd amount.
 

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haha ya i did mean 300g or somethin around there. not that id ever do it, but im sure theres someone out there who thinks it would just make them really buff lol
 

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It wouldn't make you buff, it would make you fat.
People who drink protein and don't lift get fat. So I would imagine all the extra protein (even if you did lift) would just turn into body fat.
 

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Well, no. But if you did it constantly it would.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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