Mine happened quite a while ago during the last week of my 3rd year in high school.
As I remember, I used to be a socially awkward and incapable human being. I just sucked at creating connections and making new friends.I could count the friends I had through the first three years of high school with two fingers. And even saying that is a bit of a stretch. So how do you think I fared with the girls? HAH!
I truly believed I was pathetic - helpless beyond belief. I always had that golden ticket in front of me, but I never grasped it. I never held it in my own hand nor redeemed it to get some sweet sweet candy. I remember being in classes where I was the only guy present...for the whole year. It was me, only me, and 30 girls in a room everyday. OH FFS I really should have done something.
But whenever a girl would chat me up, I always gave the same neutrally-demoralizing-boring-reply-without-a-tidbit-of-openness response. Have you guys guessed it? yeah.Yep...I always replied with the word "yeah". to anything. for everything...even if i thought of arguing and saying no. I was myself's own *****.
And even though talking to girls made me feel awkward - even retarded at times, I absolutely adored them. To me they were untouchable goddesses - hardly reachable and impossibly unattainable. If a cute girl in my class did something absolutely cute, I would beat it to her image in my head that very night. If I was myself's own *****, my **** was my pimp.
Everything changed during the first day of the last week of 11th grade. This dude..scratch that... This religious nut that was barely a friend of mine called me up and asked me to hang with him and a couple of his friends to go see a movie. Oh surprise SURPRISE! I thought to myself "HEY! A chance to be social! I hate it but I'll love it!"
I said "yeah". Not because that was the only word in my vocabulary, but because I desperately wanted company. I wanted friends.
From then on, I wanted chicks(I got them). Then I wanted more chicks( I got them). Then I wanted multiple open relationships(I'm getting them). Then I wanted threesomes(I'm so gonna get them).
And here I am. Ready to rock and roll! YEAH!:box:
As I remember, I used to be a socially awkward and incapable human being. I just sucked at creating connections and making new friends.I could count the friends I had through the first three years of high school with two fingers. And even saying that is a bit of a stretch. So how do you think I fared with the girls? HAH!
I truly believed I was pathetic - helpless beyond belief. I always had that golden ticket in front of me, but I never grasped it. I never held it in my own hand nor redeemed it to get some sweet sweet candy. I remember being in classes where I was the only guy present...for the whole year. It was me, only me, and 30 girls in a room everyday. OH FFS I really should have done something.
But whenever a girl would chat me up, I always gave the same neutrally-demoralizing-boring-reply-without-a-tidbit-of-openness response. Have you guys guessed it? yeah.Yep...I always replied with the word "yeah". to anything. for everything...even if i thought of arguing and saying no. I was myself's own *****.
And even though talking to girls made me feel awkward - even retarded at times, I absolutely adored them. To me they were untouchable goddesses - hardly reachable and impossibly unattainable. If a cute girl in my class did something absolutely cute, I would beat it to her image in my head that very night. If I was myself's own *****, my **** was my pimp.
Everything changed during the first day of the last week of 11th grade. This dude..scratch that... This religious nut that was barely a friend of mine called me up and asked me to hang with him and a couple of his friends to go see a movie. Oh surprise SURPRISE! I thought to myself "HEY! A chance to be social! I hate it but I'll love it!"
I said "yeah". Not because that was the only word in my vocabulary, but because I desperately wanted company. I wanted friends.
From then on, I wanted chicks(I got them). Then I wanted more chicks( I got them). Then I wanted multiple open relationships(I'm getting them). Then I wanted threesomes(I'm so gonna get them).
And here I am. Ready to rock and roll! YEAH!:box: