"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I mostly replay older games from the late 00s to the late 10s, although part of that is because my GTX 1060 and i5 6600 CPU are starting to not pull their weight with some of the newer games that aren't optimized very well.

I've been playing a lot of Halo 3 MCC which I really should abandon at this point... I also played a fair bit of Valorant and Ghost Recon Wildlands which is really fun with a couple friends.

With respect to single player games: Metro Exodus, Stalker trilogy (may try Stalker Anamoly next), Dark Souls 1 and 3, Dishonored, and the Resident Evil series (specifically the old school games emulated with graphical enhancement mods).

I've been meaning to go play some older SNES games such as Chrono Trigger, Secrets of Mana, Super Metroid, and Thracia 776 as well.
 

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I played "The Finals" a few days ago. Its not half bad and its free. The Finals is available on PC, PS5, and Xbox Series
 

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Alan Wake and Spider-Man (2010 and 2018)



Alan Wake (2010)

This game was released on the Xbox 360 back in the day. It was ported to PC a couple of years later.

This game is not exactly a horror game. Its more like an action-adventure game with a touch of mystery, horror, and a very cool atmosphere.

This game was meant to be released in Episodes you could download and the experience would be similar to watching a weekly TV series. In the end, the whole game was released at once but its still divided in Six Episodes with plot twists, cliffhangers, "Previously on Alan Wake" recaps, etc.

I could tell you good things about the atmosphere, the story, the soundtrack, etc. But lets just say this game had like 30 nominations and won 3 of them.

Great game. 9 out of 10. A remastered version is available for PC, Ps4, Ps5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series.




Spider-Man (2018) aka as Marvel´s Spider-Man but I think it should be called Insomniac´s Spider-Man

Swinging through New York and running up the wall on buildings feels great. Fast travel eventually becomes available but I never used it because moving from point A to B was kind of fun.

The combat is good as it takes a page of inspiration from the Arkham games but it also has its own Spidey-stuff mixed into it: Shooting webs, objects, and gadgets at enemies or pulling their guns away from them with a web can be a lot of fun.

But there´s so much more to this game than just going prom point A to B and beating up bad guys. The game actually makes a great job of mixing things up to keep the gamplay fresh: You get Stealth sections, Puzzle sections, Mary Jane sections, etc.

I could tell you good things about the dialogue, animation, narrative, etc But lets just say this game had more than 70 nominations and won 11 of them

Amazing game. 9 out of 10.

This game is available for Ps4, PC, and Ps5
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Alan Wake Sequel (aka "Alan Woke" because there is a lot of a black female in the game for diversity´s sake)

Its great game, but I like the original even more. They changed the controls a bit and I was used to the controls of the original.

8 out of 10. "Alan Woke" is available on PC, Ps5, and Xbox Series.
 

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Sonic Superstars

Sonic is supposed to be family friendly, But the final boss is no cake walk. Its a fun game that tries to bring a few new ideas to the Clssic Sonic sidescrollers.

7 out of 10. This game has local co-op so I can highly recommend to play it with your plates, or kids if you are a dad.

Sonic Superstars is available on PC, Nintendo Switch, Ps4, Xbox One, Ps5, and Xbox Series.
 

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Spider-Man: Miles Morales (available on PC, PS4, AND PS5)

Spider-Man 2018 was a great game already, and the formula has been improved right here. 9 out of 10
 

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Spider-Man 2

Its a great game with cool stuff. A couple of bugs that made me restart my last checkpoint.

8 out of 10

Available on Ps5
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Been playing Arc Raiders lately as well as various emulated PS1 and SNES era games.
 

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Playing Dragon Quest III 2D-HD on the Switch.
How is this? I thought about playing but I was worried a NES RPG would be too archaic.

I got the DQ VII remake and it seems fun. I’m glad they’re shortening it.. the 3DS one was too long for me to finish
 

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How is this? I thought about playing but I was worried a NES RPG would be too archaic.

I got the DQ VII remake and it seems fun. I’m glad they’re shortening it.. the 3DS one was too long for me to finish
It’s a traditional turn-based JRPG with nice graphics, but without all the bells and whistles. Think FFIX or Shin Megami Tensei V, but in 2D. There’s also a lot of grinding.

I like these games since I have been playing them since forever. I heard Octopath Traveler 0 is better though since it is more modern but I haven’t played it since I am not willing to spend 80 hours on a game right now.
 
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It’s a traditional turn-based JRPG with nice graphics, but without all the bells and whistles. Think FFIX or Shin Megami Tensei V, but in 2D. There’s also a lot of grinding.

I like these games since I have been playing them since forever. I heard Octopath Traveler 0 is better though since it is more modern but I haven’t played it since I am not willing to spend 80 hours on a game right now.
That’s the thing.. idk if I have the patience for the grinding these days :rofl:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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