MacAvoy
Banned
That would be actually interesting to try.Ripper said:
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
What to whisper into a girl's ear
- Thread starter Ryka
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
Anyone have a not retarded answer?
MacAvoy
Banned
FYI I actually plan on trying that. Does that make me retarded?Mistic said:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
MacAvoy
Banned
You see the thing about Ripper's suggestion is that it can actually get a positive response. The psychology behind it is actually intriguing. Whereas your suggestion is just plain vulgar and not going to get you anywhere except put in the I'm never gonna bang you zone.sosilky said:
MacAvoy
Banned
I just watched the taste the rainbow clip on youtube and I don't get it.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
lol this thread just made my day :crackup::crackup:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
I think he was joking too that Rippers line can get good response .sosilky said:
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
I wasn't really talking about that idea. This rape idea is not retarded. It is either fvcked up, or totally legit. I would stay with the whisper rather than yell "RUN." That would certainly be retarded and doesn't capture the true essence of the effect. Also, she isn't going to run, obviously, so what will you follow up with. There is alot of retarded possible ways this could end up.MacAvoy said:
I would grab her hand after you whisper run, and say something like, "Too late, I already got you. Let's go dance." Or, "To late, I got you. Now you must buy me a drink." Or anything ****y funny, and lighthearted, after that monstrous opener.
Let me know how it goes.
Guys...chill...chill. It was a joke.
I personally wouldn't do this but I did I hear it from a friend who apparently tried this and the girl dropped her drink, the glass smashed and she was shaking like a leaf. Not sure what happened afterwards though!
I personally wouldn't do this but I did I hear it from a friend who apparently tried this and the girl dropped her drink, the glass smashed and she was shaking like a leaf. Not sure what happened afterwards though!
leftForDeadPhoenix
Don Juan
You've actually done this?! I'd be tempted to shield my balls first.Ripper said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
leftForDeadPhoenix
Don Juan
Let's get into trouble, baby(with funny cadence).
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
Okay, my retarded answer: "Have you ever seen the back of E.T.'s head?"
This is a trick you do by pulling your ball skin up and tucking in your dong, then pulling the skin tight against your pelvis forming what looks like the back of E.T.'s head.
This is a trick you do by pulling your ball skin up and tucking in your dong, then pulling the skin tight against your pelvis forming what looks like the back of E.T.'s head.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.