"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

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She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

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What to whisper into a girl's ear

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Ripper said:
* (Approach from behind, don't allow her to turn around and say the following starting with a slow whisper and building to a roar)

'Now we're going to play a little game...it's called rape...NOW RUN!!'
That would be actually interesting to try.
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sosilky said:
Try: "I'm gonna sh!t in your mouth"
You see the thing about Ripper's suggestion is that it can actually get a positive response. The psychology behind it is actually intriguing. Whereas your suggestion is just plain vulgar and not going to get you anywhere except put in the I'm never gonna bang you zone.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MacAvoy said:
You see the thing about Ripper's suggestion is that it can actually get a positive response. The psychology behind it is actually intriguing. Whereas your suggestion is just plain vulgar and not going to get you anywhere except put in the I'm never gonna bang you zone.
well, i was only joking and if were gonna be serious if I was to use Ripper's line on a girl I've never met before I would assume it would scare her.
 

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MacAvoy said:
FYI I actually plan on trying that. Does that make me retarded?
I wasn't really talking about that idea. This rape idea is not retarded. It is either fvcked up, or totally legit. I would stay with the whisper rather than yell "RUN." That would certainly be retarded and doesn't capture the true essence of the effect. Also, she isn't going to run, obviously, so what will you follow up with. There is alot of retarded possible ways this could end up.

I would grab her hand after you whisper run, and say something like, "Too late, I already got you. Let's go dance." Or, "To late, I got you. Now you must buy me a drink." Or anything ****y funny, and lighthearted, after that monstrous opener.

Let me know how it goes.
 

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Guys...chill...chill. It was a joke.

I personally wouldn't do this but I did I hear it from a friend who apparently tried this and the girl dropped her drink, the glass smashed and she was shaking like a leaf. Not sure what happened afterwards though!
 
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Ripper said:
* (Approach from behind, don't allow her to turn around and say the following starting with a slow whisper and building to a roar)

'Now we're going to play a little game...it's called rape...NOW RUN!!'
You've actually done this?! I'd be tempted to shield my balls first.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Let's get into trouble, baby(with funny cadence).:up:
 

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Okay, my retarded answer: "Have you ever seen the back of E.T.'s head?"

This is a trick you do by pulling your ball skin up and tucking in your dong, then pulling the skin tight against your pelvis forming what looks like the back of E.T.'s head.
 

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'You're in a lot of trouble little missy'
'You've been a bad girl'

Or different variations of those lines to invoke sexual inuendo's are most probably the best lines to whisper into a woman's ear.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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