What to say when I am asked about my job

[sosousage]

I work at mcdonald however I always lie and I say that I work in a company that gives credits.


However that gives bad results so I am wondering maybe I should say i am studying medic i think that would make them wet


I am 100% serious here. I think i lose on job/money field with others

 

[Reykhel]

So we should rename you Sosousage Mcmuffin or something like that, eh?

Surely working in McDonald's is not the end of your career aspirations, is it? are you a manager at least?
if not, why not? how can you make that happen? if you're a manager can you become regional manager? can
you take your manager skills to a better paying corporate job or sales job?

Point being, we all have to start from scratch, but if you know that you are heading places, genuinely heading places then
that ambition should exude from your personality anyway and you won't really give a damn about what anyone thinks about where you're
presently at...

If you shoot for the moon and land in the mud, there's no shame. The tragedy is when you shoot for the mud and get there....

Anyway, think about the high paid dentist for example who has to lie about his profession because he wishes to weed out the mercenaries (money grabbers...)......

....now think about the "money is everything" posters on so suave who do nothing but try and boast about and exaggerate how much they earn in order to attract the mercenaries/money grabbers/prostitutes/users...

The dentist is looking for a woman with genuine interest.....the so suave money posters are willing to be the beta bucks pretending they are money alphas......

 

[sosousage]

So we should rename you Sosousage Mcmuffin or something like that, eh?

Surely working in McDonald's is not the end of your career aspirations, is it? are you a manager at least?
if not, why not? how can you make that happen? if you're a manager can you become regional manager? can
you take your manager skills to a better paying corporate job or sales job?

Point being, we all have to start from scratch, but if you know that you are heading places, genuinely heading places then
that ambition should exude from your personality anyway and you won't really give a damn about what anyone thinks about where you're
presently at...

If you shoot for the moon and land in the mood, there's no shame. The tragedy is when you shoot for the mud and get there....

Anyway, think about the high paid dentist for example who has to lie about his profession because he wishes to weed out the mercenaries (money grabbers...)......

....no think about the "money is everything" posters on so suave who do nothing but try and boast about and exaggerate how much they earn in order to attract the mercenaries/money grabbers/prostitutes/users...

The dentist is looking for a woman with genuine interest.....the so suave money posters are willing to be the beta bucks pretending they are money alphas......

I pretty much agree with all you said and I also will say I am a dentist from now on thank you

 

[user43770]

I pretty much agree with all you said and I also will say I am a dentist from now on thank you

Hahaha is that all you took from his post?

If a woman makes a big deal about what you do for a living, she is looking for a provider or a show pony.

I take it you're doing a lot of online dating. That sh1t is cut-throat, so I could see lying about what you do, but it will only get you so far.

 

[Trainwreck]

Girls don't give af about your job unless you have one that makes a lot of money.

 

[marmel75]

Tell them you are a burger engineer

 

[Billtx49]

and I also will say I am a dentist from now on thank you

A good way to get her to open her mouth when you get her back to your place… rotflmao

You’re a food safety research technician for the Mac whose job entails onsite inspections and hands on experience.
Learn the art of bs.

 

[Mike32ct]

Try something more vague but still technically true. "I work at a restaurant."

(She might assume it's some expensive place. Plus, she might assume you are hooking up with waitresses, like many restaurant staff guys do.)

If she asks where...

"I'm not going to say which restaurant because I don't really like people visiting me while I'm working."

 

[Billtx49]

Yep, whatever you tell her has to have a certain degree of truth in it. Pretending to be in an occupation you know absolutely nothing about usually turns into an instant fail…

 

[Roober]

If you have a ****ty job, be vague "I'm in sales" then change the topic, "oh my job is boring but it pays the bills"

Or sarcastic "I'm a spy" or "professional model" or "pornstar" or something else outrageous. Change it every time she asks you.

She really doesn't have to know about your job for a couple months. This gives you opportunities to say your busy when with other plates and opportunities to make jokes about work.

I work in instructional design and people have no clue what that is, so I will usually make up something really odd like "trumps shoe polisher" when I was dating.

 

[skinnyguy]

If you have a ****ty job, be vague "I'm in sales" then change the topic, "oh my job is boring but it pays the bills"

Or sarcastic "I'm a spy" or "professional model" or "pornstar" or something else outrageous. Change it every time she asks you.

She really doesn't have to know about your job for a couple months. This gives you opportunities to say your busy when with other plates and opportunities to make jokes about work.

I work in instructional design and people have no clue what that is, so I will usually make up something really odd like "trumps shoe polisher" when I was dating.

“I’m a pornstar” lolllll

 

[cola]

Girls 18-22 won't care where you work.
25 and up it matters.
Not so much where you work but the prestige of your job title
"banker, engineer, doctor, lawyer".. Professions like that definitely earn you extra points regardless of what anyone hers says

 

[user43770]

your job title doesnt matter for any woman thats willing to sleep with you. its only ever an issue in terms of a real relationship, and even then the real issue isnt so much your job title, but whether you have any type of ambition or the skills to get ahead and not be an economic loser.

most women dont care how you get it as long as your getting it

"what do you do for a living?"
"does it really matter?"

This. If you try to look your best and your game is decent, chicks will find reasons to justify fvcking you.

Lifting weights helps.

 

[foreverAFC]

it doesnt matter what your job is if you are attractive, one time i was waiting in line at the jack in the box drive thru and the guy working the register was a young handsome hispanic kid and the car in front of me had a female driver who was asking him for his number and telling him she thought she could get him a job modeling and whatnot.......be honest and tell them you work at mcdonalds and have a laugh about it or whatever

i agree that lifting weights will help

 

[sosousage]

it doesnt matter what your job is if you are attractive, one time i was waiting in line at the jack in the box drive thru and the guy working the register was a young handsome hispanic kid and the car in front of me had a female driver who was asking him for his number and telling him she thought she could get him a job modeling and whatnot.......be honest and tell them you work at mcdonalds and have a laugh about it or whatever

i agree that lifting weights will help

i dont agree. women like rich guys. thats why a lot of couples with 30old male and 18old girl. especially the ones from poor places in the world where money is even more important for them.

sure if you date someone who is doing very well she might not care, but that doesnt apply for most of girls.


sure if i am the most attractive option in her head then i might say i work at mcdonald. but i am not

 

[AJ84]

i dont agree. women like rich guys. thats why a lot of couples with 30old male and 18old girl. especially the ones from poor places in the world where money is even more important for them.

sure if you date someone who is doing very well she might not care, but that doesnt apply for most of girls.


sure if i am the most attractive option in her head then i might say i work at mcdonald. but i am not

Midnight and Cola are right re age and if it's just some casual sex they are interested in. It's more about looks in that regard.

It's only when she is looking for a LTR possibly marriage and family that she would consider prospects like job, ambition etc. So 25 and up.

For guys who are just looking to get laid do they care if the girl wants to be a future wife and mother with 6 kids, or if they just passed their bar exam? No right? Same for girls who just want something causal.

I don't know how old you are but I'm assuming 20s so you can target late teens early 20s college age girls not looking to settle down anytime soon, which most aren't unless they go to BYU lol.

And the poor desperate foreign girl/ wealthy older guy thing is very a different dynamic than what you see in western cultures so unless you are planning to go to a third world country to pick up women, I wouldnt compare the two.

 

[sosousage]

And the poor desperate foreign girl/ wealthy older guy thing is very a different dynamic than what you see in western cultures so unless you are planning to go to a third world country to pick up women, I wouldnt compare the two.

I live in one LOL Would call it 2nd world country

 

[AJ84]

I live in one LOL Would call it 2nd world country

Oops sorry my apologies! If you don't mind my asking where do you live?

 

[RangerMIke]

Whatever you do... just make her work for it. Be evasive and joking, if she asks you what you do, tell her your hobbies... if she stops asking, well, she really isn't interested. But if she keeps digging, then say your's in business... if she keeps pushing tell her its a for profit business, if she asks direct questions then go ahead and answer it. Like "Do you own the business?" Answer truthfully. Let her drag t out of you... in fact this is how you should behave with EVERYTHING she asks you. Have fun, turn it into a game of 20 questions... and tell her if she doesn't guess after 20 questions, she has to give you a kiss.

 

[QuadDeuces]

Tell her you're out on parole and getting your life straight.