“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
What to say to girl who asks you if shes fat?
- Thread starter Bonez
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
- "If I had an opinion about that, it shouldn't matter."
- "I don't know, what do you think?"
- "I'm no good at that stuff, you shouldn't ask me."
- "Why are you asking?"
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backbreaker
Master Don Juan
"I'm glad you bought up the 300 pound elephant in the room, but yeah babe... you need to put the donuts down"
Thanks backbreaker, I knew she was fat and I didn't feel like playing along since I was working. I still felt shy when she slapped me, but I know her family, and her little bro is my little bros pal. Maybe next time I should just tell her yes? She's not ****able to me.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
VERBAL AKIDO SOLUTIONS:
1) OH I THOUGHT U MEANT PHAT (pretty, hot and tempting)
2) JUST MORE OF YOU TO ADORE BABY
3) YOU'RE NOT FAT, YOU JUST GOT CURVES
4) WELL YOU'RE NOT ROSIE FAT, i mean Goodyear is not written anywhere on your body.
5) UMMM YOU JUST NEED SOME TONING UP A BIT
6) NO .........BUT THEN AGAIN I AM NOT WEARING MY CONTACTS
7) WELL LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, NICOLE RICHIE THINKS SHE IS FAT SOMETIMES, TO THE REST OF THE WORLD SHE IS A STICK.
8) NO OF COURSE YOU ARE NOT FAT....ITS THE REST OF THE PLANET THATS SLIM.
OR YOU COULD DO THE OLD SHOVE A TWIX CANDY BAR IN YOUR MOUTH
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
'no but your getting there'
i cant wait to use that one Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
... or just playfully poke her tummy with your finger.
Just kidding. Depends upon circumstances.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
tmpgstx
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Haha BB, you inadvertently made a slight and a joke.backbreaker said:
The saying goes.. "No one noticed the 700 pound gorilla in the room!!"
A 300 pound elephant is a very small one.
I told her "I don't answer questions like that". She kept hounding me but I stuck to my guns and she eventually dropped it.
Don't be afraid to call a woman out on this kind of sh!t. It's rude to put you on the spot with a stupid ass question like that.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.