what to say to a female who ask you to buy her a drink

[Tano]

HER: buy me a drink.:
ME: Yeah sure... (then don't buy anything, just talk and have fun with her

Yer a friend has a different spin on that which totally blows them away.

HER: buy me a drink.:
ME: Yeah sure... (then go to the bar and come back with a glass of water)

The buy me a drink routine is so ****en old so you can even just say

ME: Thats the worse pickup line ever, do you girls have any creativity? You got 20 secs to think of a witty pickup line or no drink (put the pressure on them).

BUT the exception is that sometimes the girl is actually interested in you and this is the only way she can initiate a conversation. So dont treat all chicks like money hungry wh0res.

If you get bored at clubs then try the role reversal. Me and my friends try to see how many chicks will buy us drinks. AND IT DOES WORK cos the HB's are surprised and think you've got a set of big balls for even suggesting that, and the other chicks are intimidated or cant think of a good come back and give in.

 

[carbani]

The best answer I've ever heard comes from a movie "Buying the cow":
- Will you buy me a drink?
- Bartender, one beer for my friend.

Now bartender pours the beer in front of a girl, after that the guy quickly slides it away from her, and moves it to his male friend sitting next to him

- You should stop drinking anyway.
- Why? I just got here.
- Because you're driving me home.



Regards,
Carbani

 

[chlywly]

I totaly agree this chic who was cheatin on her boyfirend of 6 years with me (I had no clue)... used to brag about her guys would always buy her drinks at clubs and basicly she just drinks and moves on or would give the drinks to her friends, as buying a woman a drink means absolutely NOTHING!....

Do not BUY THEM drinks, unless you already have the #.

 

[Bill]

(Edit: double post)

 

[Bill]

If a girl I haven't known for some time (couple months / a year) asks me to buy her a drink I honestly don't know what I'd do.... I mean I love the ****y lines u guys came up with but seriously, now that I know how much some women like to play the princess card I think I'd just tell em "good night" and go for another gal...
Peace.

 

[Shyguy2003]

Tell her she's not your girlfriend and you just met so she can buy/get her own. However, if she gets you one, then maybe you can grace her with conversation.

 

[Soprano]

If you want to get rid of her, tell the barman/waiter/whatever, to get her a glass of water.

ahah thats funny

 

[Potbelly]

Real situation...my buddies were cracking up from this:

Girl: want to buy me a drink?
Me: wow...sure! I'd love to buy you a drink
Girl: BEAMING SMILE
Me: NOOOOOOOOT! (borat style)

ahahahah she was like WHAT.....the.....FVCK

Did a typical girl "ugh" rolling eyes and left. Left her purse there though. I was like, "you left your tampons!"

 

[DonGorgon]

NO! unless she showed plenty of interest in you long before asking for said drink.. One girl told me she asked me to buy her a drink when I met her cause she wanted to talk to...LOL

 

[ready123]

here's what Juggler does

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAi80uQECEc