"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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what to say to a female who ask you to buy her a drink

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HER: buy me a drink.:
ME: Yeah sure... (then don't buy anything, just talk and have fun with her
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Yer a friend has a different spin on that which totally blows them away.

HER: buy me a drink.:
ME: Yeah sure... (then go to the bar and come back with a glass of water)

The buy me a drink routine is so ****en old so you can even just say

ME: Thats the worse pickup line ever, do you girls have any creativity? You got 20 secs to think of a witty pickup line or no drink (put the pressure on them).

BUT the exception is that sometimes the girl is actually interested in you and this is the only way she can initiate a conversation. So dont treat all chicks like money hungry wh0res.

If you get bored at clubs then try the role reversal. Me and my friends try to see how many chicks will buy us drinks. AND IT DOES WORK cos the HB's are surprised and think you've got a set of big balls for even suggesting that, and the other chicks are intimidated or cant think of a good come back and give in.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The best answer I've ever heard comes from a movie "Buying the cow":
- Will you buy me a drink?
- Bartender, one beer for my friend.

Now bartender pours the beer in front of a girl, after that the guy quickly slides it away from her, and moves it to his male friend sitting next to him :)

- You should stop drinking anyway.
- Why? I just got here.
- Because you're driving me home.

:)

Regards,
Carbani
 
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I totaly agree this chic who was cheatin on her boyfirend of 6 years with me (I had no clue)... used to brag about her guys would always buy her drinks at clubs and basicly she just drinks and moves on or would give the drinks to her friends, as buying a woman a drink means absolutely NOTHING!....

Do not BUY THEM drinks, unless you already have the #. :)
 
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If a girl I haven't known for some time (couple months / a year) asks me to buy her a drink I honestly don't know what I'd do.... I mean I love the ****y lines u guys came up with but seriously, now that I know how much some women like to play the princess card I think I'd just tell em "good night" and go for another gal...
Peace.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Tell her she's not your girlfriend and you just met so she can buy/get her own. However, if she gets you one, then maybe you can grace her with conversation.
 
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SamePendo said:
If you want to get rid of her, tell the barman/waiter/whatever, to get her a glass of water.
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ahah thats funny
 
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Real situation...my buddies were cracking up from this:

Girl: want to buy me a drink?
Me: wow...sure! I'd love to buy you a drink
Girl: :D BEAMING SMILE
Me: NOOOOOOOOT! (borat style)

ahahahah she was like WHAT.....the.....FVCK

Did a typical girl "ugh" rolling eyes and left. Left her purse there though. I was like, "you left your tampons!"
 
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NO! unless she showed plenty of interest in you long before asking for said drink.. One girl told me she asked me to buy her a drink when I met her cause she wanted to talk to...LOL
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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