"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What to do When she starts to cry hearing a romantic song

giovannikast

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Hi
My buddies, I need an advice, the last date I was ****ing with a HB7 I met three weeks ago. When we were ****ing she started to cry hearing a romantic song, I asked her what happened and she just answered me "nothing happens". Well I think it is because of her former boyfriend. Well, I dont care about him, but this has already happened to me with another HB and it is disgusting when they say to you, just nothing, when thery are crying.
I would like to know what to do in this situacion, what to say to her, how to act, what kind of attitude should I take. I would like to hear your opinions, buddies.
Giovanni
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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backbreaker

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uh...that's not a good sign... at al

I was going to say usually that means it was her an someone elses song.. her crying means she still has feelings for him.

I would leave..nothing to act out. she is still in love or at least she thinks she is.
 

ryannath

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Who cares about how SHE feels!? Get your nut off in her!

I know I sounded like a jerk just then.
 

senator

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...and then tell 'er you're gonna fvck 'er in the mouth.
 

giovannikast

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I dont want to act like a jerk

Hi
Buddies
Of course I know that she cryes because of someone. I dont care this, it has happened to me with other HB, but I would like to know how to act in this very moment that she cries, what to say, I dont want to act like a jerk, it would be silly. I know guys that as DJs this kind of situations has happened to you. I would like to hear you advices, buddies.
Giovanni
:cool: :cool: :cool:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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theunflushables

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People might hate me for this, but ask if she wants you to stop. If she says yes, stop. Who knows the reason she may be crying and if its for the wrong reasons, you might get a visit from the Police even if you didnt do anything wrong. Sh1t like that happens.
 

bigjohnson

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Sounds like a head-screwed attention ***** but maybe I'm just a cynic. Either that or she never gets off ("nothing happens") and she's getting tired of being humped by guys with tiny weiners. I could see it either way.
 
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